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InfamousICON

InfamousICON

FTB
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Jan 29, 2005
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BUTCHER 206 said:
You're right. I'm too weak for fantasy football my friend. I can't handle another devastating loss. Fantasy Football is my entire life it represents all my hopes and dreams and to lose again would kill me inside. I cried last time i lost then slit my wrists with the lid from a can of black beans. Except i have one of those newer can openers that squeeze and release the sealed top vs cutting a circle off the lid so the edge was blunt and I didn't actually cut myself. I probably would've been too weak to break the skin with a sharp can lid anyway. I will never be strong like a Canadian is. You guys are so strong and so smart and you are the best fantasy footballs. All i can do is hope to black beans, until i am no longer a suicide
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ALL BOUT CHICKEN said:
Lol @ "I will never be strong like a Canadian is."
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BUTCHER 206

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
#385,443
Aug 22, 2003
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Seattle, WA
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I was going to bring laundry in then was like "i don't want to do laundry. I could wear this work shirt again, fuck it." Good thing cause the power went out here at 7 then a bunch of shit blew up in the boiler room and there's all these engineers fixing stuff and the hot water is corked anyway. And pretty sure at least one of them is going to stay here all night
 
drunkaholic707

drunkaholic707

FUCK LA
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Sep 20, 2005
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FUCK YOU
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Mac Jesus said:
Hes right I dont condone faggotry. I may have to disown you as my step son. Your mother will be highly disappointed when I tell her abt your and butchers homosexual relationship.
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Your mother is gonna be pretty hurt not as bad as her butthole tho since I killed that pussy I had to switch to her butthole mama jesus loves it especially when you call her a filthy whore she says she wishes I would have only put it in her butthole and wishes you were never born
 
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