Wouldn't it be better to pump the jars with really rich pure oxygen, and advertise that first inhale as your selling point. Say something like "bottled in the crisp pure air of xDesirableLocation", show a hot woman "closing pure air" into a jar with some beautiful backdrop; your factory is indeed in the fresh air of xDesirableLocation, you aren't false advertising. They open that jar and are flooded with euphoria taking that deep pure hit of oxygen, get hooked
Shit my ideas way better im stealing this shit
Shit my ideas way better im stealing this shit