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Ne Obliviscaris

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
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I always spend my fourth of July yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

No joke.


I live right next to a big park everyone goes to watch fireworks at, so I chill on my porch and yell at drunk motherfuckers that walk on my lawn on the way to/from the park.

That shit makes my blood boil. If someone tries to pick my cherries I'm gonna beat them to death and have an anuyerism simultaneously.
 
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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
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#132,424
Ne Obliviscaris said:
I always spend my fourth of July yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

No joke.


I live right next to a big park everyone goes to watch fireworks at, so I chill on my porch and yell at drunk motherfuckers that walk on my lawn on the way to/from the park.

That shit makes my blood boil. If someone tries to pick my cherries I'm gonna beat them to death and have an anuyerism simultaneously.
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If you can see the fireworks, you should charge like $5 a head to stand on your lawn and watch.
 
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