**Official AMC show "The Walking Dead" Thread - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS**

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I just started to watch this show yesterday...first season on NetFlix, then found the second season online and watched it all. I did it cuz I wanted to see the Mass Effect 3 commercial (nerd shit lmao) and wanted to be up to speed while watching the show.

My thoughts so far...the first season was really good. The beginning of this season was slow as hell. I'm glad Sophia's stupid ass turned into a zombie and was blasted. Had Barnageddon not happened, I might have stopped watching...that's how boring those episodes were. I can see why they dragged out the Sophie story for so long, so the payoff would mean more, but fuck if searching the woods for several episodes wasn't boring as fuck.

Andrea is hot sometimes, and ugly other times. She's a wishy washy cunt and should be offed.

Dale is a meddling prick and should get killed.

Lori is a dumb cunt, and she should go the fuck away.

Sophia's hag mom should eat a bullet. Fuck her stupid ass.

Daryl is just there lol. He doesn't do much, but he's cool I guess.

Carl is an annoying little punk.

I like Glen. He's cool and funny. He and Maggie are so up and down lol. One second she's fucking him, then she blows him off. Then he's gushy about her, then he blows her off lol.

Rick, Shane and Daryl are easily the best characters.

Merle was a douchebag, but I hope he comes back in some capacity other than fucking hallucinations.

Herschel is an old ass bitch. If he turned into a zombie, he'd be Herschel Walker (lulz).

Hopefully they leave this barn soon. It's getting boring. The most action (other than Barnageddon) has been when they ventured out into town.
 

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Tonight's episode was boring as fuck. lol

Step back and see how boring it was.

The only redeeming qualities this episode had were the tremendous practical effects on the zombie's, Shane and Rick's looks they gave each other, and Herschel putting Shane in his place.

Otherwise, kill off that fucking wife already or address the fact that she likely miscarried that baby growing in her womb that's inadvertently causing all this turmoil.

I could not wait for her to get eaten.
 
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this ep was dope. new enemies, new problems and now everyone knows shane is a fuck

granted this season has sucked ass. tonights ep made up for alot of that. the zombie forcing his face through the windshield was awesome, too bad that bitch wasnt bitten. rick getting in the shoot out and saving that dude for no reason but progression in the story. that old man shooting dude then feeling bad when he gets his face bit off, then wanting to do something but cant.

they still shoulda left dude on the fence. ricks wife needs to die, she adds nothing to this and will end up being the downfall of everyone.
 

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lol i also thought this episode was dope and agree with everything you said wt.

i liked how hershell has gone from thinking the zombies can be cured to having it right in his face that theyre fucking crazed animals that will stop at nothing to tear your apart piece by piece. it was a huge wake up call for him that he desperately needed.

i like how shanes being exposed as being crazy and dangerous, he really is fuckin dangerous lol.

i think darryl and sophias mom are going to end up fucking and being a couple, darryls just kind of scared to have feelings and is scared of being alone and is doing the typical macho-man type reaction to basic human emotion, but i think sophias mom will get through to him and theyll be happy together because they'll be able to finally grieve on the losses of merle and sophia. also hopefully some of darryls survival skills and hardened mentality will rub off on her.

i thought glen was being a bit of a bitch lol. i bet almost anybody woulda froze up in that situation, ive never had to point a gun at someone with the intention of using it but almost all people cant handle it. even folks in the military and on the police force freeze up and die after months of training. let alone being trapped in an unknown place in the dark being shot at. hopefully he'll shake it off cause hes a good character

andrea is fuckin annoying, shes so dick-whipped by shane and doesnt even know it, and hasnt done much but act like shes dales rebellious daughter

i think its hilarious how dale is planting ideas in peoples heads and having them turn against shane. lol manipulative bastard. he has a lot of wisdom and common sense though and seems to be helping people stay grounded in humanity rather than turning their backs on it; so i appreciate his character.

speaking of manipulative, lol @ lori whispering into ricks ear at the end like a fuckin evil seductress. the show could have pulled that off so much better, i thought it was cliche; i think they did it like that cause purposely want us to hate lori after all teh fuck ups and shitty situations shes put rick and the others in; lol make her come off as a manipulative cheating reckless bitch

carl is a little shit that needs to shut up and get pushed to the background; tired of seeing his face and him asking stupid ass rude questions

i think that chick laying in the bed isnt in shock, i think its going to be discovered that was scratched by that zombie that grabbed her, and its slowly infecting her. it'll be a big ass dramatic thing until the end of the season probably. they'll probably leave the farm cause hershell will kill her then shoot himself to spare themselves living with no hope or something hella overly dramatic and cliche, i just hope maggie leaves the farm with the rest of the ppl cause she seems to get hotter every episode, lol

as for the guy who fell off the roof and stabbed himself through the fence; lol. i think its useful that they brought him back, at the very least they can figure out more on his group. i think rick is going to turn into a complete and total bad ass, kind of like shane but not as crazy. i think rick has it in him to kill shane, i think rick could also kill the guy they saved if it turns out the guy is as much of a piece of shit as the others.
 
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i didnt read the comics, but this it retarded. the end of the world, u have to do what u have to do and these people treat it like a ymca camp. they waste ammo like nothing, dont raid shit for ammo or food. this show is turning into the anti remero flick
 

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true that; i hope something really big happens like they find out the kid they rescued is a true piece of shit murderer rapist etc; then they interrogate him and find out where the others are. then they decide to suit up and raid their fuckin camp and kill all those fuckers before they have the chance to find them and kill them, lol. raid them and take all their food and ammo and cars. thatd be bad ass
 
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wont happen, the camp is so soft most likely. his friends rape the land and lead the zomies to them. then they will explain how they made it through the swamps blah blah.

what happened to the first season?
 
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yeah man, I'm hoping some of the dead weight is killed off soon. Sophia's mom = worthless. Rick's wife = worthless, but at least adds drama. Grandmpa = worthless. T-dog is borderline, but he needs to be protected as he appears to be the last black man on earth.
Lmfaooo

The grandpa is not worthless tho. He's the closest thing to a doctor