Anyone ever have bad roommates?

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Old_Wize_One

Old_Wize_One

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Seattle was the Land of the Roomate for me. I lived in U-W,CD and Interbay all in houses with a Bunch of Lame ass Lush People. Wake up, Glass of wine, Got a Problem with Bills?.... Just Yell at your mom for rent money at the top of your lungs on your IPHONE In the living roomand call her every bad name in the curse word dictionary. . Spoiled white kid shit. Fuck roomates.. never again!

Off Topic... SOME OF YOU "WHITE" Muthafuckas just dont know how good you got it!
 
Old_Wize_One

Old_Wize_One

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carl winslow said:
^^^i dont know what the fuck the people upstairs from me do, but at like 3 in the morning theyve got all kinds of ruckus going on up there. it sounds like theyre moving furniture. and its all wood floors and theres always the sound of marbles dropping and rolling. its weird. they do this like 5 nights a week. theyre either russian or hassidic jews if that explains anything

for 6-7 years or so ive always had pretty good roommates. but now i live with this 40 year old dude who is kind of out there. he'll be in his room during the day smoking dank and banging on bongo drums doing native american indian chants. then he comes in and out of the apartment all night from like midnight to 5am..wtf?? and he'll start cleaning at like 2 am. i dont think he tweeks but i think he takes a bunch of pills. he loses everything...keys, wallet, multiple times a week. his room looks like a time bomb went off in it and he leaves shit out and misplaces everything all the time....he put the toilet paper in the freezer one time!!

i really dig this neighborhood and my room so i dont want to leave, but do i live with a psycho?? i kinda worry he might try to do the choppy chop on me one day
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TWEEKER+PILL JUNKIES = Same ol' shit...different drug.
 
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I had a nerdy roomate at culinary school...did yoga and lots of books...drank wine and shit....he was a bitch ass mutha fucka till one night i got him twisted off some hennessy...and i swear from that day on we got twisted and fucked up everynight and walked around colorado blvd in pasadena...he would pull bitches and bring them back to the house........last time i heard he lost his job from drinking on the job....i feel bad.....i turned him into a alcoholic
 
Rossibreath

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I lived wit a bunch of friends a few years ago. One of em lost his job and never got a new one. We all paid his bills and he just acted like a psycho dick. I would come home from work and he'd b all crabby, eating my pizza drinking my soda, playing my video games and smoking resin he scraped outta my pipe. Then he'd b like, got any weed? Lol he would leave notes written about killing us and shit. Haha
 
Rusto

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i had a roomate that wiped his ass and left the dookie smeared toilet paper in the trash next to the toilet instead of flushing it down like everybody else
 
rmillerpacers31

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I had a roommate that always used to throw parties almost every night of the week. On day I asked him to pick the place up before he went to work cuz I was bringin a chick over and didn't want the living room to be littered with empty beer cans and beer pong cups everywhere. I came home from work an hour before the chick was supposed to come over and my roommate hadn't cleaned up a single thing before he left for work. Being the asshole that I am I took every party leftover that I could see and piled it all into his bed. Then carried the beer pong table into his room so it was right infront of his door when he opened it. After doing that I never had to worry about him leaving party trash littered all over the apt anymore. Oh and I smashed the girl on his couch in return for cleaning up the trash.
 
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carl winslow

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its about 11:30 and i'm in my room trying to read for class tomorrow. and my roommate is hosting a full blown pow wow in the living room right now. real deal people looking like tatanka from wwf flew in from arizona and there's like 6-8 of them...and then my jewish roommate and his white girlfriend....going off right now. banging drums and chanting different chants all loud like "ay ya ya ya ya!!!!

if they bust out peyote and start going dumb i wont feel guilty taking advantage of one of the pocahontas women who has no clue what dimension she's in

though it is late, i woudnt say he's being a bad roommate right now...he actually invited me to join which was nice...but just different i guess..unless you guys have ever had similar roommates
 
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carl winslow

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^^haha yeah. i was considering dressing up like john wayne and just going in there and cleaning house. i wouldnt wanna get hit with a bow and arrow though...probably hurts...nor would i wanna angry the moon god
 
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