Everyone’s favorite Asian slut-Hobbit, Tila Tequila, has another sex tape coming out and this time it’s with a dude. Reportedly the diminutive star of having a lot of Myspace friends has a video showing her doing some nasty pie stuff with a man. This is in contrast with her previous work in which she stuck to munching beav in a Vegas hotel room (that you probably occupied right after).
The video will be released by purveyors of fine filth Vivid. No word yet as to when precisely Tila will be pretending she’s outraged over the tape’s release. Tila has made a surprise comeback in the last few weeks with syphilis dementia statements like Hitler not being such a bad guy and Paul Walker having been killed in an occult ritual by the Illuminati. People who say there’s no such thing as bad publicity will really be tested on this one.
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