What sucks most about being black.

Combs.

man i just had a fuckin flashback of all the pain i went through on the behalf of combs and my nappy ass hair as a kid

i remember fucking cryin. no lie man, crying...with my mom combing or picking my shit out

yo head would go with the comb and shit a good square yard before it actually came out

man i aint never felt pain like a combs pain

and that is the truth
how many nappy headed ass mutha fuckas can agree with my traumatizing childhood due to hair products?

thats why we all got shaved heads or dreads....years of pain.....

while im at it

fuck grease, man. that shits wack. end up with a fuckin greasy ass mutha fuckin forehead and shit lookin miserable as fuck at baptist church. why we aint have the cool shit? gel and mousse and shit?

im gonna go ahead and put that equal to white peoples sunburn/peeling problem.

nappy hair isnt a personal issue. it plagues all young black children.

you aint ever seen a kid straight up tears on his shoulders gettin his hair combed out?

you think them kids just got long ass hair combed out like that for no reason?

nah man thats fuckin an hour of they mothers straight shankin they scalps

and you was really fucked up if your parents braided your shit

i aint even gonna take it there cuz...niggas know
i still feel the pain in my head from gettin them o-dog braids in the early 90s real spill

those hairstyles are a representation of hours upon hours of pain.

it must be all the crack.

what you know about the S-curl phase?

it used to take me like...4-5 hours....

that shit was some true pain....and some bitches got them fuckin.....goliath knuckles and shit just straight up laying gravel on your cranium..pullin your shit the wrong way....


i used to be liek "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"


head would fucking sting for 4 days straight

biz markie once made the joke "yo momma hair so nappy she gotta take painkillers to comb her head"

but thats one of them based on a true story jokes.... where like it had to happen for you to even make the joke

lol @ me saying im not black
yall mix up my race like a mutha fucka

moms black, dads creole..if you know what creole is then you know whats up

and it double sucks for black women cuz they can barely grow hair to begin with

that song by kool keith "my sisters cant grow hair" is hilarious