Dog Eats $750, Family Search Feces

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mrtonguetwista

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MENOMONIE, Wis. (AP) -- Debbie Hulleman's pet dog Pepper likes to chew things. She's gnawed on lipstick canisters, shampoo bottles, ball point pens, toothpaste and now the list includes nearly $750 in cash - gobbled right down.

"This is probably the worst," Hulleman said Thursday, recalling the nasty chore of recovering the money from vomit and - you guessed it - dog piles left in the yard.

"We all laughed about it. As long as we were able to recover the money, it was funny. If I wouldn't have been able to recover it, I wouldn't have been happy," the pet owner said.

Here's Hulleman's tale about her money-eating, 8-year-old black Labrador-German shorthair:

While Hulleman and husband were on a four-day vacation in late June, she asked her mother in Oakdale, Minn., to take care of Pepper and Zach, the family's dogs.

Pepper got into a purse belonging to a friend of her mother's and chewed the cash from an envelope.

Hulleman's mother recovered some of the money that Pepper spit out, thinking she had it all. But when Hulleman returned from the trip and went to clean up her dogs' mess outside, she noticed a $50 bill hanging from one pile.

The family recovered $647 and swapped it for fresh currency at a bank.

"We have a $100 bill that can't be recovered because you need three-fourths of a bill and it is only half of a bill," Hulleman said, laughing.

The nasty chore of sorting through dog feces netted about $400, the 50-year-old dog lover said.

"It wasn't that bad. I soaked it and strained it and rinsed it. I just kept rinsing it and rinsing it. I had rubber gloves on of course," she said.

"Everyone said, 'I can't believe you did that.' Well, for $400, yeah, I would do that."
 

Dana Dane

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May 3, 2002
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Man, I feel em. One time my fuckin dog ate a bag of weed that I had got on credit. Well, not the bag, just the weed, he left me the bag. I was jonesin and wanted to smoke hella bad. I was pissed at that dog, and ready to roll his shit up in one of them big ass Rollin Greens papers and smoke it.

I just got made at the dog again typin this shit out.
 
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Dana Dane said:
Man, I feel em. One time my fuckin dog ate a bag of weed that I had got on credit. Well, not the bag, just the weed, he left me the bag. I was jonesin and wanted to smoke hella bad. I was pissed at that dog, and ready to roll his shit up in one of them big ass Rollin Greens papers and smoke it.

I just got made at the dog again typin this shit out.
That weed must of been the "shit".
 
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coondogg26 said:
?? wut the fuck does that have to do with white people?
The lady's name is Debbie Mueller - she lives in Wisconsin and they have a black lab.

I'd say he's making one of those 'educated guess' thingies.


And, had that money not came out, I woulda trained that dog for a fight.


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