me, Ima a part time junkie/drug dealer who molests malaysian midgets on tape and sell them videos in the back of kiddie porn magazines, other than that Im studying to become a pet psychic......Im also enrolled in JT the Bigga Figga's school of hustlin......Im droppin 6 different albums this month ( all the same songs in different order) and you can pre order a copy of my book for only 159.99+ tax + shipping+cover charge+delivery fee+set up and conversion charge+autographing charge+finance and insurance...only $225.00 out the door......
Also I run a small escort service for the elderly as I peddle Viagra on the street corner outside the old folks home, its a pretty smooth hustle.....
other than that I have a shitty job at The Sharper Image corporate office and it sucks, I work with 90% fags (really, there fuckin faggots) and all the product we seel fall apart, break, dont work, or are just junk sold at high prices.....so i hear people bitch all day long about how i ripped them off and how our stuff is junk and how there gonna call the better business bureau....and i hate this fuckin shitty ass job,but there aint no jobs in Frisco right now for shit...so Im stuck here until Im either fired or I lose it and quit.....Lesson of the day: if you have the option, take ya ass to school and get a education and a real fuckin job......don't get a shitty cubicle job in corporate America workin for a 1/2 ass company that doesnt give a shit about its employees