When i was working the front desk at the 24hour fitness at the hilltop mall in richmond, i had to work the juice bar one day. I was chillin for about an hour when some big asian cat comes in and orders a drink. I had never worked the juice bar before so i was makin some nasty ass drinks, so about 10 minutes later dude comes back and asks for his money back. I told him i couldnt give him his money back because he had already drank like half of it(the balls on this motherfucker) so he tells me to call the manager. I told him that she was gonna say the same thing to him and he proceeds to tell me "You better watch who the fuck you talkin to like that boy" so i plain and simply said "FUCK YOU". This son of a bitch takes the top of his cup off and throws it in my face. I hopped over the counter and proceeded to sock up this audacious ass nigga on camera. When all was said and done i got about 4 solid shots and had him leaking like a motherfucker and he didnt hit me once. Mind you im about 5'9 150 and dude stood about 5'11 and was easily in the 200 pound range, so i guess he thought i wasnt gonna do shit. I ended up losing my job but it was worth it. Anyone who i told this shit too thinks its hilarious, but what are some of the funniest fights you guys have seen or been in?
