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Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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My downfall is green veggies. Dont get me wrong, i like them and i used to juice...but its a pain in the ass and its hard to not taste like shit. It can also get pricey.

I eat at least an apple a day, along with 2 smoothies (homemade, no sugar needed) and 2 servings of Citracel. I stay away from starches as much as possible (rice, bread, potatoes, pasta) and have to watch my sweets intake. Problem is im a sweet tooth.

Its not fun, and i wont lie...i dont always stick with the regiment. When i go way off of it, i pay for it...
The rest of you is pretty damn cool, but your stomach, my friend, is what we refer to in these parts as a faggot.
 
Nov 24, 2003
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My stomach is hella faggot. I fear for my unborn children.


Man mine too.

I have been having a hard time drinking the beer lately.

But then I'll be like that angry disappointed dad and I'll just shove a bunch of beer down there and be like "you stupid faggot!"

Then I regret it the next day(s).
 
Feb 3, 2014
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eat one of these in the morning and one in the afternoon and i take pure liquid shits..it stings a little but they keep me full...two scoops of protein powder a day too..worst farts known to man..they smell like vegetables that have sat in the sun for three weeks
 

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
Oct 25, 2011
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no need for fiber bars...

coffee & nicotine: natures way of saying "you are gonna go take a shit now" lol
i might need some fiber bars soon... back on the bandwagon; aint had a cigarette since the 13th of february.

trying to shake these fucking things for good this time, 9 months strong after 23 years of smoking cigarettes, then fell off on labor day in Vegas.

but i still drink a gang of coffee