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Dirt E. Needlez

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So...im sittin around the motel and bored, cant go home cause the water/smoke damage, So I say fuck it and fire up some kush and hash oil, smoked a fat ass bowl and Im ripped.

I get hungry

i figure i'll run down to the Mini mart and grab something to eat, then i realized it such a nice fucking day....so im cruisin around in my bucket bumpin my music feelin myself like a 13 year old boy finding his dads porn stash and home alone. Fuck, its like 129 degrees outside, i need to get off these streets...so i find a parking garage and post up.

Now im too high...dont feel like driving (lazy), dont feel like walking. So i sitn in the car and just zone out to the music slumpin, nodding off like im on some of Black Rastas dime bag powder heroin from jones st...i snap out of it and then i get hungry again...I drive and end up in fuckin Los Altos....i never even heard of this city..i know im somewhere by EPA though
so i pull into the parking lot of a store called Whole Foods.


worst fuckin place to ever be when you stoned out of your mind and have serious munchies.

a half tank of gas $13.83
a eigth of OG Kush and hash oil $65
45 minutes shopping in Whole Foods for munchies $92.14

the lesson you learn to never go to Whole Foods while stoned
PRICELESS!

of the thing i came back with are

truffle salt
lavender salt
a 12 pack of Bud Light Lime
a bag of Key Limes
Black Salt Flakes from Africa
a "Meal in a Cake" organic superfood cranberry someshit
(tastes like cardboard mixed with fruitcake and fertilizer)
SereniTea Potion
Cinnamon Leaf Revitalizing Essential Oil
Cantal Raw milk Cheese from France
New Zealand Cheddar
Sheep Manchego Artequeso
Green Tea with White Chocolate ice Cream
Condensed Milk
Evaporated Milk
Unrefined Coconut Oil
2 cartons of Blackberries
and Matcha green tea powder (it was $32.50 and the cute girl talked me into it and said it really helps with energy....yeah...so does not smoking a shitload of weed and hash oil everyday)

now im sittin here and wondering why i spent $100 and I dont even have a fridge in my room, and all i really got to eat are some berries, cheese and half melted ice cream



FUCK....


dude fuck Whole foods
 
Doxx

Doxx

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Gas One said:
theres beer at whole foods? word?

is it cheap or do they got like some healthy beer?

ill fuck with healthy beer
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Whole Foods actually has a pretty solid beer selection. Lots of really good stuff, mostly microbrews which is dope. Not as dope as going to BevMo, but there's always something good there.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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i havent been in whole foods in a long time, i used to get those one things there..i forgot the name but basically its like a uncooked pizza, yet the bread is cooked its just not hot..i dont know what the hell its called but those things are hella good..i think it started with an f looked liek a italian name

that raw milk cheese thing sounds worth checking out

i wouldnt even go in there with the idea of getting food..lol..that just dont seem right..maybe one or two items
 
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Doxx

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Gas One said:
i havent been in whole foods in a long time, i used to get those one things there..i forgot the name but basically its like a uncooked pizza, yet the bread is cooked its just not hot..i dont know what the hell its called but those things are hella good

that raw milk cheese thing sounds worth checking out

i wouldnt even go in there with the idea of getting food..lol..that just dont seem right..maybe one or two items
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Go stroll the beer aisle. I think you'll dig it.

For the bread thing, maybe focaccia bread?
 
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