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mouth_my_nuts

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I'd claim that I took a vow of celebacy 2 years ago and drain her bank account as I manipulate her into thinking we're a couple. Unless she's already broke then I'd just pimp her out to really ugly peopple who have to pay for sex but can only afford $20.
 

Nuttkase

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I'd claim that I took a vow of celebacy 2 years ago and drain her bank account as I manipulate her into thinking we're a couple. Unless she's already broke then I'd just pimp her out to really ugly peopple who have to pay for sex but can only afford $20.
lol Like she/he/they have anything in their bank account. Look at that room she/he/they are in.
 

mouth_my_nuts

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lol Like she/he/they have anything in their bank account. Look at that room she/he/they are in.

Mouth_my_nuts said:
Unless she's already broke then I'd just pimp her out to really ugly peopple who have to pay for sex but can only afford $20.

Aye whats the name of that band in your sig Nutt??
 
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i feel sorry for the dude that actually fornicated with her/he/it/whatever it is and has to wake up next to it every fucking morning ..........


is like damn..you open your eyes and that thing is right there ...ha ha
 
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ofcourse not...it would be in transit to the truckstop in my trunk of course...

you have to remember during this entire time she would be out cold, i arrive at the the truckstop, pick out the sweetest lookin' rig, pull up to it, tell Clyde I got a treat for him in my trunk, he helps me pull it out of the trunk....i give him a thumbs up and head back home.

simple.
 

Defy

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ofcourse not...it would be in transit to the truckstop in my trunk of course...

you have to remember during this entire time she would be out cold, i arrive at the the truckstop, pick out the sweetest lookin' rig, pull up to it, tell Clyde I got a treat for him in my trunk, he helps me pull it out of the trunk....i give him a thumbs up and head back home.

simple.
LOL