Check dis shit...
I go through my very expensive phone book, (200 dollar broken cell phone), and I see your number, so I call and this chick (maybe your mom, ex girl, ex wife, lil' sis, brother) whoever she is answers and... Well here's the conversation.........
-Homegirl: "What!!"
-MasZive: "Hi, may I speak with Jose' please"
-Homegirl: "Hell no!... Who is this calling here anyway's?"
-MasZive: "This is a friend, my name is blah, blah, blah!"
-Homegirl: "Listen here, please do not call this number again"
-MasZive: (interrupt's) Damned, my bad... I...
-Homegirl: "I dont know you and this is not Jose's number anymore, so please quit calling here!"
-MasZive: "(in that "damned" voice) I haven't called this number in a while, so how was I supposed to know?
-Homegirl: "Yes you did, dont fucking lie to me, your calling here all the time!"
-MasZive: (laughing harder) Well my bad, sorry for calling to speak to you again with your attitude, since I called you before, just wanted to hear your voice! Like I said, I didn't know, I wont call again"
-Bitch : "Well whatever, just dont call here again, this is not Jose's number anymore, please, just leave me alone and dont call anymore!
MasZive: "Okaaaaaaay, like I said... I haven't called before and I never will again, sooorrryyyy fooorrr theeee inconveeenieeence! Okay!"
-Bitch : "Dont talk to me like I am fucking stupid, I know that it's you calling all the time, leave me alone, and dont call anymore, thank you."
MasZive: (holding it down some more) "Your welcome, just ease off the attitude a little, damned!"
-Bitch : "Like I said, thank you and fucking good bye, dont call again!
-MasZive: (laughing holding the phone reciever) That's fine, I (Bitch : !!Click!!) wont ca...............
-MasZive: (laughing hella hard) Hello, hello, hellooo.... Can you here me now! (hangs up)
::Thinking:: "Damned I wished I had recorded that shit!"
So W'sup whicha homeboy, you aint eatin' the pussy like a pro no more, or you left her for some young fresh meat, huh Nitt I mean Jose', it's all good... Tell her no hard feelings, I still love her...
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
I go through my very expensive phone book, (200 dollar broken cell phone), and I see your number, so I call and this chick (maybe your mom, ex girl, ex wife, lil' sis, brother) whoever she is answers and... Well here's the conversation.........
-Homegirl: "What!!"
-MasZive: "Hi, may I speak with Jose' please"
-Homegirl: "Hell no!... Who is this calling here anyway's?"
-MasZive: "This is a friend, my name is blah, blah, blah!"
-Homegirl: "Listen here, please do not call this number again"
-MasZive: (interrupt's) Damned, my bad... I...
-Homegirl: "I dont know you and this is not Jose's number anymore, so please quit calling here!"
-MasZive: "(in that "damned" voice) I haven't called this number in a while, so how was I supposed to know?
-Homegirl: "Yes you did, dont fucking lie to me, your calling here all the time!"
-MasZive: (laughing harder) Well my bad, sorry for calling to speak to you again with your attitude, since I called you before, just wanted to hear your voice! Like I said, I didn't know, I wont call again"
-Bitch : "Well whatever, just dont call here again, this is not Jose's number anymore, please, just leave me alone and dont call anymore!
MasZive: "Okaaaaaaay, like I said... I haven't called before and I never will again, sooorrryyyy fooorrr theeee inconveeenieeence! Okay!"
-Bitch : "Dont talk to me like I am fucking stupid, I know that it's you calling all the time, leave me alone, and dont call anymore, thank you."
MasZive: (holding it down some more) "Your welcome, just ease off the attitude a little, damned!"
-Bitch : "Like I said, thank you and fucking good bye, dont call again!
-MasZive: (laughing holding the phone reciever) That's fine, I (Bitch : !!Click!!) wont ca...............
-MasZive: (laughing hella hard) Hello, hello, hellooo.... Can you here me now! (hangs up)
::Thinking:: "Damned I wished I had recorded that shit!"
So W'sup whicha homeboy, you aint eatin' the pussy like a pro no more, or you left her for some young fresh meat, huh Nitt I mean Jose', it's all good... Tell her no hard feelings, I still love her...
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
