Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

[DaBay]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

 

[Nebulizah]

I've heard of ya dick burnin thanks to a bitch but aint no penicillin shot I know of that's gonna fix that shit.

The attack climaxed

lol

 

[I. Cold]

she should have hot coals inserted in her asshole

 

[V]

how do you just set fire to a body part??? its not like skin is flammable, you gotta pour something on there or have a flame thrower or some shit...or dude musta been suuuuuuuuuuper slow or someshit

 

[Gas One]

how do you just set fire to a body part??? its not like skin is flammable, you gotta pour something on there or have a flame thrower or some shit...or dude musta been suuuuuuuuuuper slow or someshit

vodka bruh. vodka.
she was just up on her flammability game i guess.

 

[V]

^^well he a dumbass sittin naked drinkin vodka with a crazy bitch like that...

need to step his vigilance game up..

 

[imported_Sad Eyez_415]

THIS is why you odnt fuck with a female on a day on her RAG

 

[X_KaLiBa]

the drunk ass russian was probably passed out

 

[MEXCOM]

THIS is why you odnt fuck with a female on a day on her RAG

Any woman comes up to me like that and I leaves 'em like this

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

its cuz she wanted some black dick.

 

[enserio]

^damn...LMAO