"Hey baby, what's wrong..."
I think I'm pregnant."
"Oh shit, I'm sorry, I must have had a convulsion or something. Now pick your ass up from the bottom of that flight of stairs and get to cooking..."
if u find out ur girl is pregnant, make her do as much coke as possible and make her drink/smoke all that..push her down the stairs every morning...and if that dont work theres always the coat hanger method..haha...but i do know a girl who did the coke/drink/smoke/stair thing and it seemed to work..hahaaa
if u find out ur girl is pregnant, make her do as much coke as possible and make her drink/smoke all that..push her down the stairs every morning...and if that dont work theres always the coat hanger method..haha...but i do know a girl who did the coke/drink/smoke/stair thing and it seemed to work..hahaaa
I doubt your lady is tellin' the truth about being prego Homie, but if she's not...man up and handle you business like a real man Homie.
You don't have to accept her back, but don't turn you back on your kid Mayne...16-17-18 years down the road you'll never have the right answer for walking out on you kid Mayne.
...or take it to Maury. A few things can happen there: You'll prove she's lying or you'll look like an ass on national television and your kid will have the DVD to throw in your face when he or she grows up and realizes you've always been a dead beat dad.
On a personal note: I can't look my son in the face and think: that; the thought of chopping him up in pieces and sucking him into a vacum ever crossed my mind.
THE SECOND TIME AND YOU STILL DONT LEARN! I DOUBT SHE IS PREAGNANT, AND IF SHE IS KEEP IT COOL WITH HER... CAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT... BUT BITCHES LIE, I'VE HAD TWO BITCHES TELL ME THAT SHIT, LOL ALTHOUGH I DID FUCK ONE RAW
if u find out ur girl is pregnant, make her do as much coke as possible and make her drink/smoke all that..push her down the stairs every morning...and if that dont work theres always the coat hanger method..haha...but i do know a girl who did the coke/drink/smoke/stair thing and it seemed to work..hahaaa