Who likes to fuck with cops??

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Aug 7, 2003
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This might be some WPS but I think its comedy and great.

So the other day on my way back home on the 2 lane freeway there is a car in front of me in the fast lane and a SUV coming on the on ramp going the same speed as the car infront of me. basically blocking me in. so the car in the fast lane (in front of me) speeds up a lil faster. It ends up the guy who just merged on the freeway and blockin me in was a city park and rec guy. so im like no big deal wait for there to be enough room so i can get in the right lane and pass both this speed limit drivers.

enough room opens up for me to safely get thru, i turn my blinker on and switch lanes then pass the other guy and switch back into the fast lane. I seen the dude turn on his lil wack fake cop lights there were the size of his inside rear view mirror (and the lights where inside his windshield). I knew that i had the slight chance of being pulled over so i stayed at a speed that was faster then speed limit but not fast enough to get pulled over. so I had this fucker following me for about 2 songs worth of music. he finally decides to flash his high beams at me so i pull over.

he comes up hella heated, turn your car off right now and put your hands on the steering wheel. then he comes up to me asks me from license, registration and insurance. so i give him my shit, he's like ok your getting a ticket for failure to stop, speeding, and lane change violation. i start playing tiger woods on my iphone to piss him off. he goes away for like 10 minutes and comes up to me and was like i dropped everything but your getting a ticket for an "unsafe turn".

so how does a park and rec dude with a weak ass siren and lights, get me for an unsafe turn on a freeway? he said i was going 74, i said no i wasnt my cruise control was on 73. he just gets mad and bounces.

i think this ticket was defiently worth it and im going to court to fight it as well and hope dude is there.


you guys got any crazy stories where you fuck with the cops and get away or get minimal punishment?
 
Sep 5, 2008
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semi off topic:

Thats my only major problem with cali - mother fuckers dont know how to take there ass to a different lane if they want to go the same speed as the cars next to them, which holds everyone back.
 
Apr 11, 2008
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how and why in the fuck would you even pulled over by park and Rec.


on the freeway?

...bwahahahahahaha


what in the fuck?
man i would told his OLE SMOKEY THE BEAR ASS TO GET THE FUCK ON AND CALL A COP IF HE WANTS TO REPORT A CRIME...GIT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND GO FIGHT A FIRE OR RESCUE A KITTEN OR SOMETHING
 
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i think this ticket was defiently worth it and im going to court to fight it as well and hope dude is there.


you guys got any crazy stories where you fuck with the cops and get away or get minimal punishment?

1. wow...

2. i usually try and avoid police contact by any means neccessary, its just the smart thing to do. and that dude wasnt a cop....you basically goit busted by someone one step above mall security lol
 

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blunt_hogg559
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does a park and rec motherfucker have the authority to issue a ticket?
i'd be fucking hot, i'm sorry.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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i would have never pulled over.then told him after he finally followed me to a store or where ever that "i thought he was a fakes ass cop" so i didnt wanna stop and get car jacked.unless its a black and white or known undercover type of car im not pullin over because i see some fuckin fake ass cop with fake lights ol colorful disco ball mounted on the side of yo car havin wanna be cop.
 
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#17
They can issue tickets just the same as a normal cop. They actually have more authority, because they can search your car/vehicle anytime they want to with or without probably cause or permission.