I wanted to cop weed and all my connects weren't answering, but I was feindin and you know how when you really need some weed you might do shit that you look back on and say, "What the fuck was I thinking?" Well I somehow ended up driving around the Sco with my friend since high school, who is now a full blown coke head and whats worse is he is still in denial, trying to hook up an 8th, (I'm sure the red flags are going up at this point). We go to a spot in the sunset where his boy is waiting for us, the only thing is, "We can't go to the door, I've done it before, but he gets pissed off at me." I see immediatly that this will not be as easy as my friend had assured me it would be, and he has obviously copped yay from this cat, and like every other relationship he has, he has worn out his welcome. So we roll a block away from the house and call...no answer, call again...no answer...we end up calling for 1/2 an hour to no avail, so we end up rolling by the house, and honking...nothing. Now my friend is hollering at the window, I'm just now getting the WTF was I thinking feeling. After a while of honking and yelling, and bringing everyone in the neighborhood to the window except the cat we're looking for, we bounce. Now he wants me to give him a ride to his boys house in Lakeview so he can "sell him some cologne," I shit you not this is what he told me. But I don't trip because it's close to my house and I tell him OK, but I'm going home from there, he agrees, and we go, he goes in, and about 10 min later comes out, gets in the car and asks if he can come in my house and do a line with me...unfuckingbelievable...I was out the gas, the time, and had no weed to show for it, and my friend ran errands, and copped yay, on my dime...to add insult to injury this fool says he has a roach and asks if I wanted it...I almost kicked that fool out of my moving car...Lesson learned: Never go with a coke head to cop weed.
What are some "wild goose chases" that you've been on.
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hahaha I'm glad I don't have those problems man.. just go to the shop if I'm in need of some.. but I know what you're going thru
because I was on vacation in croatia this year and when I wanted something I had to order it almost 3 day's upfront ... when I heard this my mouth fell open to the ground.. but no problem.. this way I could relax a few day's with out the weed because I'm smoking daily for a long time now. When I eventually got the weed.. I was really dissapointed I smoked it with some guy's from croatia and they were stoned reall,reall quick. I was smoking those joints like they where sigarets I smoked 6 after eachother and didn't feel a thing. At that time I got mad even for ordering something from what I didn't got stoned from.. not even high and those other guys all where stoned.. I really was mad. I was glad when I got back in holland tho.. the first thing I did was roll a fat one..
because I was on vacation in croatia this year and when I wanted something I had to order it almost 3 day's upfront ... when I heard this my mouth fell open to the ground.. but no problem.. this way I could relax a few day's with out the weed because I'm smoking daily for a long time now. When I eventually got the weed.. I was really dissapointed I smoked it with some guy's from croatia and they were stoned reall,reall quick. I was smoking those joints like they where sigarets I smoked 6 after eachother and didn't feel a thing. At that time I got mad even for ordering something from what I didn't got stoned from.. not even high and those other guys all where stoned.. I really was mad. I was glad when I got back in holland tho.. the first thing I did was roll a fat one..
ive been in many chases but ill tell you about a funny one that involved the cops back in 2001.
my homie had hydroulics put in on his 1998 chevy ext cab truck, me and him were driving around town hittin switches cuz we were bored. well i noticed a cop comin on us fast and told him so he floored it (for those who dont know its illegal to use hydros on the street)well to make a long story short we were trying to ditch them but going directlly to his house with the headlights off(he lived out of city limits no street lights)all of a suden the drive line fell off the truck just as we got to his drive way.we had made it to the house undetected but now we had to push the truck(as 3 cop cars are driving slow up and down the street trying to find us)well didnt happen they found us.we used the excuse that the drive line fell off thats why we ran cuz we knew it was gonna happen the cop didnt belive till he looked under the truck and saw it for his own eyes.after a hour and a half of them talkin shit runnin opur names and searching the vechicle they let us go scott free
my homie had hydroulics put in on his 1998 chevy ext cab truck, me and him were driving around town hittin switches cuz we were bored. well i noticed a cop comin on us fast and told him so he floored it (for those who dont know its illegal to use hydros on the street)well to make a long story short we were trying to ditch them but going directlly to his house with the headlights off(he lived out of city limits no street lights)all of a suden the drive line fell off the truck just as we got to his drive way.we had made it to the house undetected but now we had to push the truck(as 3 cop cars are driving slow up and down the street trying to find us)well didnt happen they found us.we used the excuse that the drive line fell off thats why we ran cuz we knew it was gonna happen the cop didnt belive till he looked under the truck and saw it for his own eyes.after a hour and a half of them talkin shit runnin opur names and searching the vechicle they let us go scott free
I was just on a long ass wild goose chase the other day. This past friday my homie calls me and asks if I can pick him up and two of his homies at a McDonalds by his school. That foo is still a senior in HS but he should've been graduated already. I don't go to school no more, but I went to go pick him up since apparently the football team wants to kick his ass or something like that. So I go pick him up and he says that he's supposed to fight this white doode after school at the junior parking lot, but apparently the football team got his back so he wanted me to come thru and make sure the fight stays one on one. So we had like half an hour til school gets out and I don't want it to be me, him, two homies, and the football team so I drive to a few homies houses but it was like 1:30; most of my homies either sleepin or at work. So we go and try to find some of his highschool homies but aint nobody at home. Im runnin on about quarter tank and we drive back to the highschool. For some reason a ghetto bird was circling the school and he was hella low and kept circling right over where I was parked... hella had me trippin.
Anyway, we met another car with about 4 or 5 of his homies so we posted up and waited. Finally school lets out and we see the football team coming and that one whiteboy is with them. They go to the other side of the parking lot and my homie gets out and starting yellin at em to come follow him and my car cuz we was finna take em off school property to throw it down. Anyway, a lot of yelling goes back and forth and the whiteboy jumps into the back of a football players truck and drive out. Everybody jumps in my car and I go to follow but a line forms at the parking lot so I just cut thru the grass and cut everybody off and I'm hella flooring it trynna find the truck; meanwhile the ghetto bird is STILL circling over head. We go down a neighborhood road and we see the truck come out of a court so I take a hella hard right into the court and we look at the houses but this foo must have ran straight into his house cuz we couldn't find him. So we drive to the place we were gonna meet to fight and my homie calls somebody who was in that other car from the parking lot. Apparently he knows where the kid lives so he tells us and we drive back. As we get back we see a truck with another 4 foos that my homie knows outside the whiteboy's house. We out there for like 10 minutes trynna get him out of the house, yelling, saying we aint gon beat his ass or nothing and all kinds. His neighbors all lookin out they windows and shit but then foo calls the cops. They come rolling up so we booked out.
I still don't know why the G-bird was circling over head, but nobody ever came chasing when we were smashing through the neighborhood for the truck... anyway, that shit was a waste of gas, waste of time, and all kinds.
Anyway, we met another car with about 4 or 5 of his homies so we posted up and waited. Finally school lets out and we see the football team coming and that one whiteboy is with them. They go to the other side of the parking lot and my homie gets out and starting yellin at em to come follow him and my car cuz we was finna take em off school property to throw it down. Anyway, a lot of yelling goes back and forth and the whiteboy jumps into the back of a football players truck and drive out. Everybody jumps in my car and I go to follow but a line forms at the parking lot so I just cut thru the grass and cut everybody off and I'm hella flooring it trynna find the truck; meanwhile the ghetto bird is STILL circling over head. We go down a neighborhood road and we see the truck come out of a court so I take a hella hard right into the court and we look at the houses but this foo must have ran straight into his house cuz we couldn't find him. So we drive to the place we were gonna meet to fight and my homie calls somebody who was in that other car from the parking lot. Apparently he knows where the kid lives so he tells us and we drive back. As we get back we see a truck with another 4 foos that my homie knows outside the whiteboy's house. We out there for like 10 minutes trynna get him out of the house, yelling, saying we aint gon beat his ass or nothing and all kinds. His neighbors all lookin out they windows and shit but then foo calls the cops. They come rolling up so we booked out.
I still don't know why the G-bird was circling over head, but nobody ever came chasing when we were smashing through the neighborhood for the truck... anyway, that shit was a waste of gas, waste of time, and all kinds.
Man I had some "Sa-da-tay" (That's Pootie Tang slang for Ass) line'd up for Chrismas Eve night. I rode my lil sisters squeaky ass bike bout 5 blocks thru the neighborhood at about 12 midnite. I get there and her room window is right next to the livingroom where her momma is watching T.V. After about 5mins of trying to get the screen off I'm in. This bitch got blinking X-mas lights in her room and ask me if I want them on.... no bitch, make like Teddy P. and turn em off! If it aint one thing... her momma comes to the door and ask her why she's half naked. She then ask's, who's in here with you and attempts to push the door in which I am behind. I'm still undetected, so all is well and I proceed to lay pipe. While laying pipe, I asked for assistance(ride this dick), but to my surprise, her timing belts needed to be changed(she had no ryhthm to ride). To end it all, the ass was wack, and I had to ride my lil sisters squeaky ass bike back home. What a Merry Christmas
P.S. Did I mention she was mixed and her moms was white. What does this have to do with any thing? Well her family decided to bring me a plate for X-mas, and it contained: Greens with sugar in em, Fish fried in flour(not cornmeal or fish fry), some un cheesy macaroni, and dry ass turkey. But the girl had green eyes... so
P.S. Did I mention she was mixed and her moms was white. What does this have to do with any thing? Well her family decided to bring me a plate for X-mas, and it contained: Greens with sugar in em, Fish fried in flour(not cornmeal or fish fry), some un cheesy macaroni, and dry ass turkey. But the girl had green eyes... so