weekend at bernies

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askG

Sicc OG
Nov 19, 2002
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i was catching glimpses of prt 2 on tv this pm and thought to myself, "aint bernie a fucking pimp"

dude aint even gotta try and hes always got some girl hanging at his side, nevermind dudes as stiff asa board, chicks always digging on bernie...he gets more action than those lames who always carrying him around in their luggage...

caught a scene were theyre at this congo line or some shit, and some broad just holding bernie up byt his shoulder blades and bernie going dumb doing the death dance..

but i wonder, after all that time being dead, doesnt the body stink up?
at what point does bernie start to decompose?
and finally, and this is what i still dont get, why do those dudes lug him around everywhere?...is it the chicks?