Dearest Kellen,
Thank you. Thank you for being such a big sissy. You have got to be one of the most ignorant persons that hath ever inhabited this planet. The entire area known as Northeast Ohio have said a collective prayer asking that you burn in hell. OK, maybe not everyone, but pull that Star Boy dick out of your ass for two seconds and understand something - you are a complete f'n RETARD. I wish I had your bladder, because you certainly pissed a lot more money away than most of us have ever had wet dreams about. The people of this area are very passionate about our sports teams, and though for the most part they never achieve title one, we support and encourage them to be the best and to thoroughly entertain us. Doing wheelies on your bitchmade crotch rocket in the middle of a freakin parking lot is NOT entertaining. Rather, it is one of the grandest follies in the history of follies. Even by your lofty standards, this certainly wins the prize.
We are a region that were without a football team for a few years, and we've been trying to revive former glories. We spent a high first round draft choice on you and paid you more than we should have, and this is how you repay us. You make me ill. The thought of you ever playing for a team in this city is sickening. You have bastardized the idea of what an elite player should be. Rot in hell, sissy boy. You wish you were a soldier. Have fun riding bikes for a living and living off of daddy's money you puss.
