Top 100 April Fool Hoaxes of all time

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Apr 25, 2002
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HA.. how many of you motherfuckers actually bought a gang of lifesavers and started poppin'?... now don't bullshit me either.. it's been a year you should be over it.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Sup, this is Hemp's boy from cali. Here's what I've found:

1. 3 bags of the 5 flavor sugarfree lifesavers that use isomalt and sucralose as their sugar substitutes made me shit liquid rockets for ~ 24 hrs (and I'm surprised I didn't shit myself in my sleep, but even if I did, it STILL wouldn't be as impressive as Shea's feat).

2. 3 bags (and goin), 20 thizzsavers each, of the sugarfree lifesavers 'sorbet' (which I bought cuz they got sorbitol in em, and that one dude said sorbitol and mannitol are precursors and shit - think he's right) got me thizzin, and I gotta get back to thizzsavorin the experience, yadidi?

3. Thizz is what it is.

4. Peace.

hahahahaha yall sum suckas
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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-TiM C- said:
hahahahaha yall sum suckas
that was soooo fucking funny....i don't know how many stupid mother fuckers actually believed that, but most of them talked about getting the shits...

well...that's what you get for being a RETARD and thinking you're going to get high from eating fucking LIFESAVERS!

i think i even said one of my friends did it, and people believed me like i wasn't just being the asshole i usually am...

that shit was BEYOND classic.