So yesterday I'm dumbass loaded and realize I'm down to my last bleezy, so I go to the club while my potnas go to costco to get some pizza. my phone was trippin so I couldn't make outgoing calls for some stupid reason. At the club I got some bomb called "Ben Afwreck" ....shit looked crazy and I had to get it just based on the name....and the fact that it said "Good Bud Hunting" on the board. well I got an 8th of that, another 8th of some kill and a few edibles. I ate a toffee bar on my way back to the Rich and was waiting for my potnas to come thru with the pizza....they were taking hella long so I go to my other friends house, but by the time I get there the pizza is back, so I head down 23rd ave cuz I haven't ate shit all day (except the weed bar). I'm almost there and as I'm about to cut around someone turning in the left lane, a cop is about to merge into the right lane. so I didn't change lanes and waited for the cop to pass....I guess I looked at him too many times and his dumb ass didn't merge, so he waited for me to go then hit the lights as soon as he seen my tags were expired.
shit.
I pull over and he asks for my L's & registration. he comes back and I tell him that I just left my insurance place trying to take care of it all and my
checks bounced. he's like "your liscense is suspended" and I tell him that I got sr71 insurance, and it expired so they suspended my L's on the 7th of april....5 days earlier. he's like "we gotta tow the car, get out" he pats me down & sits me on the curb and tells his rookie to watch me. as I'm sitting there I pull out my canibus card and doctors note (I got a SUV so I can't keep my shit in the trunk) and I tell the rookie that my e-brake doesn't work and if he touches the stick the car will roll away. the rookie says ok. I'm like you gotta tell him, or he's gonna make my car run over my toes and roll into your squad car. he says ok. so I hella start backing up, I ain't finna get my toes rolled over for his dumb ass, I try to tell real cop and he's trying to ask me if I got weed in the car. so the cop comes rushing over to me and I'm trying to give him the card & note and he's like drop everything in your hands, he puts me in cuffs and says "you know why you're in handcuffs right?" "obviously thats why I was handing you my medical marijuana card and doctors note" the cop keeps searching my car and my cell phone keeps going off, so I'm sitting there in cuffs going dumb on the curb to my Zestways ringtone by Husalah. shit, I had 10 missed calls after the shit was over. so the rookie starts asking me questions and asks me my cellphone number, I ask him why and thats when I notice his badge doesn't really says "Explorer" and I'm like wtf? I got pulled over by Dora? so I start fucking with him "what does explorer mean" "its a program I'm in" "so you're a rookie or you're not a real cop?" "uuuhhh...." I was about to ask him where Boots was & his Backpack, Backpack where when the other cop came over and stood me up. by that time a few of my friends had seen and started waiting across the street and at the end of the block. I guess the officer found I had an ID in my glove box or something and let me go with it. they gave me a ticket for the trifecta, no L's, no insurance, no registration.....and to top it all off he added a possession charge! I asked to get some shit out of my car before it got towed and he was hella watching me so I couldn't take the rest of my weed edibles that he left in the car.
and I forgot to say SWIPER NO SWIPING so they towed the car!
I left a message for Americans For Safe Access, and I'm gonna see what they say....I hope I can get my quarter back or at least the money back for it......club trees are so expensive
shit.
I pull over and he asks for my L's & registration. he comes back and I tell him that I just left my insurance place trying to take care of it all and my
checks bounced. he's like "your liscense is suspended" and I tell him that I got sr71 insurance, and it expired so they suspended my L's on the 7th of april....5 days earlier. he's like "we gotta tow the car, get out" he pats me down & sits me on the curb and tells his rookie to watch me. as I'm sitting there I pull out my canibus card and doctors note (I got a SUV so I can't keep my shit in the trunk) and I tell the rookie that my e-brake doesn't work and if he touches the stick the car will roll away. the rookie says ok. I'm like you gotta tell him, or he's gonna make my car run over my toes and roll into your squad car. he says ok. so I hella start backing up, I ain't finna get my toes rolled over for his dumb ass, I try to tell real cop and he's trying to ask me if I got weed in the car. so the cop comes rushing over to me and I'm trying to give him the card & note and he's like drop everything in your hands, he puts me in cuffs and says "you know why you're in handcuffs right?" "obviously thats why I was handing you my medical marijuana card and doctors note" the cop keeps searching my car and my cell phone keeps going off, so I'm sitting there in cuffs going dumb on the curb to my Zestways ringtone by Husalah. shit, I had 10 missed calls after the shit was over. so the rookie starts asking me questions and asks me my cellphone number, I ask him why and thats when I notice his badge doesn't really says "Explorer" and I'm like wtf? I got pulled over by Dora? so I start fucking with him "what does explorer mean" "its a program I'm in" "so you're a rookie or you're not a real cop?" "uuuhhh...." I was about to ask him where Boots was & his Backpack, Backpack where when the other cop came over and stood me up. by that time a few of my friends had seen and started waiting across the street and at the end of the block. I guess the officer found I had an ID in my glove box or something and let me go with it. they gave me a ticket for the trifecta, no L's, no insurance, no registration.....and to top it all off he added a possession charge! I asked to get some shit out of my car before it got towed and he was hella watching me so I couldn't take the rest of my weed edibles that he left in the car.
and I forgot to say SWIPER NO SWIPING so they towed the car!
I left a message for Americans For Safe Access, and I'm gonna see what they say....I hope I can get my quarter back or at least the money back for it......club trees are so expensive