The worst creature on earth (or at least the US)

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D-Rose

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Ok, I know there's far worse critters out there, especially in the rain forest or, or those big ass spider/scorpion things in the middle east.

But fuck. Out here, Jesus, we get these motherfuckers. I think this might just be a western US thing, but i dunno.

Anyway, these fucks just pop outta nowhere and appear in my house sometimes, esp. in the summer. I live right next to a creek, which don't help at all. And these fucks can sometimes survive getting stepped on. (They're tired of being stepped on, like D-Shot). I think they're tiny forms of Satan, they're that ugly. I made this thread cuz I just saw one in my bathroom, and let my dog in to mollywhop that ho.

I'm talkin bout the dreaded potato bug.

 
Toro

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Haha, my old dog used to jump spiders when he saw them crawling by. He would actually get up from laying down (no easy task to do for a dog that lazy) look at the spider walking, you know he'd cock his head like "the fuck?". Then proceed to bark at it and take bites at the ground.
 
JAPE

JAPE

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LOL!!! i was just gonna bring up the fact that some retards call "rolli pollis" or "pill bugs" Potatoe Bugs.. any time tyhey say that i laugh and say youve never seen a real potatoe bug
 
BOOBOO619

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How big do those bugs get? That shit looks gross. Looks like it's head is fucking see-thru, you can see veins n shit. nasty fucker. Does that fucker bite too?
 
BOOBOO619

BOOBOO619

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killahoe666 said:
We have those here in NM mainly in the desert areas they are called 'child of the earth' because of their baby like head and i've heard people say that they let out a weird scream like noise when you kill them...some people say that they are poisnous but their not they just have an extremely strong bite.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_cricket
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Oh those are fucking "Nino de la tierras." Them fuckers are some evil ass bugs. It's like seeing Satan. Fuck those things. You have to stomp those shits out.
 
MOREBASS

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Yeah, Potato Bugs are the devil.


But LOL @ "Rollipolli" being the universal name for whatever those little bugs that roll up into little balls are.
 
cro-mag

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I hate those bugs, we get them in my house all the time. We've always called them nino's de la tierra, they have some big ass pinchers though luckily I don't know anyone who has ever been bit by one.
 
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