The Dumbest Drug Dealer...EVER!!

[mrtonguetwista]

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Deputy Ed Johnson was in uniform. He was also sitting in his marked patrol car. So he was a bit surprised when a man approached Friday and allegedly offered to sell him some cocaine.

Michael Garibay walked up to Johnson's car at a Mobil gas station and asked the Orange County deputy if he was "straight," according to arrest records.

When Johnson replied he was, Garibay responded "Do you know what that means? .... It means do you want to buy some cocaine."

When Johnson said "yes," Garibay pulled out a plastic bag containing "several pieces of flat white rocks substances" and asked for cash, records show.

The contents of the bag tested positive for cocaine and the deputy arrested Garibay.

Garibay was being held Friday in the Orange County Jail on $7,500 bail for alleged possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

 

[JCrazy]

rofl. damn. shits crazy

 

[LISICKI]

You never know.

Police do jus as much drugs as everyone else.

They jus kill more innocent harmless people than average.

 

[Senchent]

that's what happens when you're coked out n tryin to sell some

 

[thatguy]

^lol , never a good idea

 

[Little Daz]

There's probably more to this than meets the eye. It's like the News of the Weird. Sometimes a few more details and some things would almost make sense, but as a short little blurb, it's like "WHAT?".
When someone does such shit they are usually looking for three hots and a cot.
Maybe somebody was after this guy, and he just wanted to get off the street.
Coulda been on acid, in some alternate universe...but blow tends to heighten the sense of awareness.
...or maybe he's just the dumbest cracka on the planet.

 

[KillaCityMizery]

There's probably more to this than meets the eye. It's like the News of the Weird. Sometimes a few more details and some things would almost make sense, but as a short little blurb, it's like "WHAT?".
When someone does such shit they are usually looking for three hots and a cot.
Maybe somebody was after this guy, and he just wanted to get off the street.
Coulda been on acid, in some alternate universe...but blow tends to heighten the sense of awareness.
...or maybe he's just the dumbest cracka on the planet.

so true..

 

[Techniq]

he prolly juss hella coked out not givin a fucc who he talk 2...

 

[Flossalini]

My Hero!

 

[Chekerz]

You never know.

Police do jus as much drugs as everyone else.

They jus kill more innocent harmless people than average.

Yeah, but they don't have to buy it...