Teen Falls 6 Stories, Walks Away

[mrtonguetwista]

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (AP) -- A teenager fell six stories from a hotel balcony but walked away with just bruises and scrapes.

Matthew Savage, 17, was reaching up to a balcony one floor above to grab a bathing suit that had fluttered down from the 11th floor when he tumbled over the railing Friday.

The teen, from Gainesville, Ga., hit other balconies on his way down and slammed onto a slanted rooftop, then slid into bushes.

"I just closed my eyes," Savage said, nursing scrapes and bruises on his back and legs.

After landing in the bushes, he got up and started walking back to his room. But paramedics strapped him to a board and flew him to a hospital, where tests showed he was fine.

"This was a 'God is real' event," his sister, Mandy Baker, said.

 

[ToX-$icK]

its cuz his last name is savage..................................

 

[infinity]

dont call em savage for nothin

 

[Defy]

which savage was this? the wonder years savage or the boy meets world savage?

 

[autistic]

that woulda been sick if someone got it on video

 

[Y-S]

its cuz his last name is savage..................................

co-sign, what a savage

 

[Dirty Clint]

Holy crap.............. I can't even imagine...

 

[The Visualizer]

its cuz his last name is savage

LOL now that's savage

Is there a pic like that lil kid who fell 3 stories and left a fat ass imprint on the grass?

 

[ConstantElevation]

that's some cartoon shit... what a sav

 

[emma]

which savage was this? the wonder years savage or the boy meets world savage?

neither. boy meets world was ben savage, and wonder years was fred savage.

this is just some random 17 year old with the same last name.

 

[Y-S]

You can change your name legally, btw.

"The teen, from Gainesville, Ga., hit other balconies on his way down and slammed onto a slanted rooftop, then slid into bushes."

LMAO

Well, bushes explains it all. They reduce the chances of injury or death.

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

"The teen, from Gainesville, Ga., hit other balconies on his way down and slammed onto a slanted rooftop, then slid into bushes."

LMAO

 

[The Visualizer]

Yep like that one guy who switched his name to Optimus Prime and then some other guy changed his to Megatron.

The guy named Prime had his insurance rates raised because they feared he would try to battle Megatron... LOL and that's the TRUTH!

 

[Y-S]

^^^ hahhaha seriously? Damn.

 

[BayRider04]

neither. boy meets world was ben savage, and wonder years was fred savage.

this is just some random 17 year old with the same last name.

haahaha I think he was just joking.

 

[The Visualizer]

^^^ hahhaha seriously? Damn.

Here's the letter from Gieco
http://mcsweeneys.net/2007/7/9weaver.html

As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

 

[usernamex]

But paramedics strapped him to a board and flew him to a hospital, where tests showed he was fine.

haha this kid just got conned into a 15grand hospital bill... he better call up fred savage and pretend to be a long lost cousin who needs some cash.

 

[Latin Boss]

tough kid.