talkin your way out of a dui??

[svcutthoat]

i busted for 1, got out of a shit load

 

[Defy]

I'm 1 for 2....I got pulled over as I was exiting the freeway going home...the chp said I was "crossing the white line" and I said I wasn't, I told him I had a shot of liquor about 3 hours ago, didn't mention the 4 blunts I smoked after, they checked my pupils, realized my house was 5 minutes away and let me go....I didn't get so lucky on the bridge....fuck chp, they've given me more tickets & shit than any police officer....although I did get my car searched by berkeley pd for smoking a bidi
"when you rolled down the window, I got high off of whatever you were smoking"
"It's a bidi, officer"
"what's a bidi?"
"Its an indian cigarrette"
"I know what a bidi is!"

wtf???

 

[MEXCOM]

you gonna follow me into the bathroom along with every thread i post in? you must live an exciting life.

You know, as exciting as the proposition is, I'd really rather follow your "Cameron Diaz" looking bitch.