Strangest Things You Do While Taking a Dump or a Leak

[5ive1en]

I know some people talk on the phone and read magazines while they're dropping the ol' duece. What else have you sick fucks done while on the can?

I think I've brushed my teeth before. I mean, I put the tooth brush back before wiping my ass. So its not that bad.

 

[autistic]

That's when I do my budget.

 

[J.COLOMBO]

I GET HYPHY WHILE POOPING....

 

[IronLungs420]

i usually text message

 

[mrraskal666]

PLAY GAMES ON MY PHONE, OR TALK ON THE PHONE (THEY DONT KNOW IM IN THE TOILET, I JUST MUTE IT WHEN IM WIPING AND FLUSHING THE TOILET)

 

[RedStorm]

wipe

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

flip open my sidekick and hop on sicccness

 

[HEAVYMETALGANGSTER]

One my cousin's ex husbands told me when he got interviewed to be a corrections guard the physc part of the interview they asked him do you look at your poop after your done and or while your flushing hahaha

 

[J.COLOMBO]

i read magazines while getting hyphy

 

[D'struction]

play solitaire on my ipod

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

One my cousin's ex husbands told me when he got interviewed to be a corrections guard the physc part of the interview they asked him do you look at your poop after your done and or while your flushing hahaha

wtf why would they ask that and wtf why did you just bring that up. if he said no would they be like LIAR! and not give him the job? lol

 

[HEAVYMETALGANGSTER]

wtf why would they ask that and wtf why did you just bring that up. if he said no would they be like LIAR! and not give him the job? lol

I guess its like a mental question or something to see if you admire your shit haha.

 

[Danger Manye]

this ain't about me doing something strange but someone else

back in 5th grade my friends be always tellin bout a kid that comes in watches you take a dump. while i'm worried now cuz i don't want my friends to call me a fag because another dude saw me taking a shit. now i've holdin my shit all year long and the day i go is the day the lil trouble maniac comes walking to end of the shitters and watches me take a shit. idk wtf but they didn't have the stall doors at the school neither. just makes me think what that dude is doing today?

oh yeah i told him to leave and the fools little smirk will trouble me forever.

 

[Evil Jesus]

why the fuck are threads like this on the siccness?

 

[infinity]

edit: double post

 

[infinity]

oh yeah i told him to leave and the fools little smirk will trouble me forever.

lmao. kid was a homo peeping tom.

Blumpkins all day

 

[Shaniac]

sounds like big bobby

 

[MRTHECOSE]

flip open my sidekick and hop on sicccness

Doing that as we speak..but that's an everyday thang.... if u see me on between 5-6 am best believe that's what I'm doing

 

[Likwid]

Where the fuck did you go FAG middle school or something? What a faggot for watching you take a dump.

 

[Danger Manye]

at least spray something or give a courtesy flush