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Apr 11, 2008
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We all know someone who has been stalked in one way or another...and its scary the lengths people will go. Ever meet someone and tell them nothing about you, but strangely they seem to know everything about you?

Or they show up at places you didnt tell them you were going...

The weird "hang up" phone calls start, or they mention things you didnt tell them.

Its a little spooky when someone suddenly finds you on every single social network, even when you didnt tell them you were on there...


YOU: So how was your day?
stalker: Fine...how was your trip to Reno..?
YOU: its was great....wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN RENO?
stalker: ummm well i googled your name, and when it didnt come up with anything I tried your phone number, then I found your myspace and facebook and twitter, I sent you a message but you havent answered yet. Is your brother doing better...I saw on your updates that he broke his arm. Well in one of the pictures you posted I saw a casino in the background, I googled the name of the casino and saw it was in Reno...I called the casino and the gave me your room number, i tried calling but you never answered....
*twilight zone music begins*

YOU: Ummmmm....wow, uhhh...yeah it was...fun.
Its a little weird when someone knows more about you then you told them, or shows up at places you didnt tell them you would be at. A friend of mine met a girl on facebook recently..I tried to warn him about it, and now he cant get rid of her. She emails and text's him like 15 times a day.....the chick is a real looney bin. Some people just do too much

anybody else ever have a stalker or someone overly obsessed with you or someone you know?...that shit is crazy
 

Rossibreath

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#2
I've had ex hos try to track me down in real life but I've never been stalked by a cyber weirdo cuz this is the only website I'm registered on. I hate Facebook for some reason. Even tho I never been on it. I tried to register once under the name Larry Bagina and I was gonna use my avatar picture and make fun of nerds from highschool but I couldn't figure it out.
 
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I've had ex hos try to track me down in real life but I've never been stalked by a cyber weirdo cuz this is the only website I'm registered on. I hate Facebook for some reason. Even tho I never been on it. I tried to register once under the name Larry Bagina and I was gonna use my avatar picture and make fun of nerds from highschool but I couldn't figure it out.
lol larry bagina wtf
 

MysticOracle

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i once had a bitch find me at a taco truck...no bullshit...just left pick-n-pull and i decided to hit a taco truck...waiting for my food the broad comes up behind and asked if i change for a 20...as i turn around it was x bitch from like 4-5 years ago...what do you do? i threw a smile on like hey how are you.....ive had others send friend requests through social networks and shit but thats easy to avoid....dont accept it...
 
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i accidentally stalked a girl before

we used to work together and after moving on to another job i would see her all over the place. saw her at least 3 times randomly on the bus. then a couple months later i saw her randomly as I was driving around. saw her at a grocery store. there was at least 7 run ins, it was like destiny.


































then i killed her. not randomly or anything, after the kidnapping i tried to warn her that things would be better if she just submitted herself completely to the imprisonment but she tried to escape one too many times. she deserved it
 

Mac Jesus

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i accidentally stalked a girl before

we used to work together and after moving on to another job i would see her all over the place. saw her at least 3 times randomly on the bus. then a couple months later i saw her randomly as I was driving around. saw her at a grocery store. there was at least 7 run ins, it was like destiny.


































then i killed her. not randomly or anything, after the kidnapping i tried to warn her that things would be better if she just submitted herself completely to the imprisonment but she tried to escape one too many times. she deserved it
Trifling ass bitch. Did you explain to her that was an accident?