"South Park" has declared war on Scientology.

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"South Park" has declared war on Scientology.


Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday - with Internet rumors it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

Internet bloggers accused Cruise of threatening to not promote "Mission Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out "MI:3."

But Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, told The Associated Press Friday that the mega-star made no such demands.

"Not true," Robinson said. "I can tell you that he never said that."

A call by The Associated Press to a Paramount representative was not returned Friday.

The episode in question, "Trapped in the Closet," which first aired last November, shows Scientology leaders hailing Stan, one of the show's four devilish fourth graders, as a savior. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out. An animated John Travolta, another famous Scientologist, enters the closet to try to get him out.

In another dig at the famously secretive religion, the credits at show's end are filled with names like "John Smith" and "Jane Smith."

The battle began in earnest earlier this week when Isaac Hayes, another celebrity Scientologist and longtime show member - voicing the ladies' man Chef - quit the show, saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry."

Stone and Parker didn't buy that either.

On Monday, Stone told The Associated Press, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith in Scientology...He has no problem - and he's cashed plenty of checks - with our show making fun of Christians."

A Comedy Central spokesman said Friday that the network pulled the controversial episode to make room for two shows featuring Hayes.

"In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for," the spokesman said.


03/17/06 17:35 EST
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Nuttkase said:
Hahaha...Viva la resistance!

I try not to knock others faith...but Scientology followers are out of their freaking minds.

Nuttkace
Well, if you're an athiest like me, you'd know that ALL followers of ALL religions are out of their minds. Lol. Joking, man. I'm an agnostic.

This isn't about scientology. It's about Tom Cruise being gay, and not wanting it to be talked about. I would say that it's because he doesn't want anyone to know he's gay, but everyone obviously allready does. Now it's operation: DISTRACT.

"Oh, Tom Cruise is standing up for his religion. He has conviction..."

No, Tom Cruise's career will go down the toilet if he becomes the butt of gay jokes (oops. pun accidental) across the nation. His convinction, his faith, is in keeping his reputation as non gay as possible.
 

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Everyone known tom cruise was gay for over 10 years in hollywood. They make gay jokes about him on tv all the time

Last year on commedy central roast of Pamela Anderson someone got up there and made a joke like this

"Pamela Anderson starring in a sitcom about books, thats like Tom Cruise starring in a show about Vaginas"

So its not about Making fun of tom Cruise being a homo it is all about scientology being in the mainstream negative spotlight.

Wouldnt be suprized if Matt Stone died in a car accident now or some shit.
 
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scientology is based on more than what im about to explain, but this is the way scientologists believe the world began...literally...
okay millions or billions of years okay Lord Xenu control 76 intergalactic planets. they were highly over populated so he decided to take 13.5 trillion beings and bring them to earth. he brought them here and threw them into volcanoes where they were killed and their souls were released. electronic traps were then setup around the world to capture there souls and put them into bodies.. along with the false ideas of God Jesus Christ and any other wrong idea this earth has right now. they also believe that the body they are in right now is just a temporary body. they believe they live millions or billions of years.
Also after reading the rolling stone article...they believe if you enter one of the highest levels in the church.... you can control MEST, matter energy space and time.