A Redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling around. What should I do?"
The boss radioed back: "Use the shotgun in the back of your truck. Shoot the pig in the head, and when it stops wriggling, pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did just what you said; I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing..."
The boss radioed back: "Use the shotgun in the back of your truck. Shoot the pig in the head, and when it stops wriggling, pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did just what you said; I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing..."
