Police Catch Robber Who Stole Lettuce

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mrtonguetwista

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GRAND CHUTE, Wis. (AP) -- One robber's list of things to steal included whiskey, a thermometer and lettuce.

Police were called to a grocery store late Thursday after witnesses said a 46-year-old man from Brown Deer threatened employees. The workers said the man gestured as though he had a concealed gun and told them he would shoot.

The man left with 12 bottles of whiskey, two heads of lettuce and a digital thermometer, police said.

Officers found a vehicle in a nearby neighborhood that matched a description given by store employees. The man was taken into custody and identified from store surveillance video.
 
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ahhh.. homie gets the lettuce drunk.. puts a hole in it.. then sticks it in the microwave and uses the thermometer to check if it reached body temp.. the second ones just in case he made the whole too big?

and tonguetwista.. you see that vid with the python eatin' pigs?