new "greener" vehicles

[pbarb666]

ANOTHER FUNNY EMAIL FROM MY BOSS

By now we've all heard about going green and driving more fuel efficient vehicles. one of the most popular of these is the smart car.

But c'mon, who wants to drive a fruity little car that screams "I"M EITHER GAY OR JUST HAVE A REALLY SMALL PENIS"??? Fortunatley, auto makers are releasing new "greener" versions of old classics that we all know and love.

THE SMARVETTE

THE SMAUDI A3 AWD

THE SMARBORGHINI

THE SMORSCHE

THE SMARRARI

So now we can save the earth AND keep out testicles intact! But for those of you who are SUPER eco-friendly, there is the

SMARTSTANG

 

[0594_1Q]

they look like toys haha

 

[bay2mi]

anyone who forwards these emails should be shot in the face.

 

[ColdBlooded]

anyone who forwards these emails should be shot in the face.

AFTER the people who take them and post them on message boards.

 

[drewski.kalonji]

hahaha

 

[drunkaholic707]

 

[Syk0tic]

The smarvette would actually be pretty sick for kids. But your boss really sends you shit like that?

 

[Sydal]

Got it confused...guys that buy smart cars most likely don't have any problems with the size of their dicks...it's probably the exact opposite. Now, guys that roll round in big lifted trucks, vettes, etc....are probably compensating for a smaller package. lol.

Either way, Hybrids are probably the way to go. I can't imagine getting rear-ended or t-boned in a smart car...that's just asking to die instantly.

 

[VENOM]

Small ass cars = EPIC FAIL!!!!

 

[AKAZIE]

those are dope. are they real tho?

 

[get0nmahhype]

they look like penny racers

 

[2-0-Sixx]

some douchebag in the same business park I work at drives one of these:

He always has some smug look on his face

 

[niguardian]

 

[Rossibreath]

some douchebag in the same business park I work at drives one of these:

He always has some smug look on his face

duz he smell his own farts?

 

[DJ Mark 7]

yer boss sucks...I fuckin hate getting emails like this let alone seeing them regurgitated in a thread on Siccness

 

[MizeryMade]

I immediately thought "Micro Machines" when I saw that pic! LOL

 

[pbarb666]

yer boss sucks...I fuckin hate getting emails like this let alone seeing them regurgitated in a thread on Siccness

meh...i thought it was kinda amusing. my boss is actually pretty cool. he just sent me this email with the subject line "FINALLY, A WAY TO GET MEN TO WASH THERE HANDS AFTER TAKIN A LEAK"

 

[2-0-Sixx]

^^I'd smash the one on the far right fasho. Middle is lookin hella pancake

 

[Sydal]

meh...i thought it was kinda amusing. my boss is actually pretty cool. he just sent me this email with the subject line "FINALLY, A WAY TO GET MEN TO WASH THERE HANDS AFTER TAKIN A LEAK"

HAHAHA! CLASSIC SHIT RIGHT THERE!

 

[ColdBlooded]

some douchebag in the same business park I work at drives one of these:
He always has some smug look on his face