MEXCOM has an STD?

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Feb 9, 2003
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#1
Ok, listen up fuckbots.

I recently went to the doctors because I had a rash on my dick. It hurt when I pissed and it hurt when I got a stiffy. So I told the doctor what was up and she asked me to unrobe in her office. She left before I got butt booty naked but gave me one of those gowns they dress chemo patients with.

Anyways, she comes back into the office and asks me what's up and I tell her that I want to get tested for STDs because my dick was so chaffed it was looking like a mummy. So she asks me, "Can I...can I take a look?" and I give her the go ahead. Soon as my turtle pokes out it's shell I can see her start to salivate. But the prospect of putting a herpes infested cack in her mouth definitely crushed any chance of me banging my doctor. I mean she didn't outright say it, but I could see it in her eyes.

So she tells me she'll need to get some tests done on me and sends me to the laboratory. Their they take blood and urine samples and basically leave me feeling violated. Now it's simply a waiting game. So I know the few of you who hate the MEXCOM are praying and hoping it comes back positive. But I also know my real fans are wishing on the first star they see tonight and are asking God that this isn't true. That it's simply a rash.

So anyone ever had to go through shit like this? Tell your stories!
 
#2
even tho this thread might go into left field but the dryness can be from washin it too hard and from what soap u use to even how u wash ur clothes. but if u feel pain then idk maybe u do maybe u dont. i can never wish a std on anybody im just glad outta all the pussy i came across strapped and un-strapped in have came up clean. cant always play wit fire and not get burned homie
 
May 16, 2002
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You can be a prick sometimes and I should make a song clowin' your ass, but in all realness (if it is that you are telling the truth), I wish the best for ya homie. No, I don't wish nothing bad on ya.
 

BASEDVATO

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May 8, 2002
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you shouldn't sodomize tranny's with out jimmys...


maybe before you put your dick in holes you should inspect it a little... either that or you have a violent masturbating problem

good luck
 
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Maybe its just irritated- like razor burn (if you trim and shave that is, if not, you need to step your game up). I get that shit sometimes (Edit: irritation from shaving that is).
 
Feb 9, 2003
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Damn. Here I am with a potentially mortal disease and all I get is a bunch of negativity from some of you chumps.

Edit: I just saw that SHEA voted for the worst. Watch out big man. If I do got HIV I'm going to Eazy-E you with a needle.
 
Dec 25, 2003
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Signs and Symptoms of Gonorrhea

The primary point of infection in men is most often the urethra. About one in five infected men may not experience symptoms of gonorrhea; however the majority who do have symptoms may experience:

  • a yellow pus-like discharge from the tip of the penis
  • stinging during urination
  • frequent urination
  • blood in the urine
  • swelling of the glands in the groin
  • the head of the penis may turn red
Other symptoms such as are pain, swelling, discharge can occur when gonorrhea affects the throat or rectum of both women and men.

Signs and Symptoms of Primary Stage Syphilis
The primary stage of syphilis, often begins with a sore on the part that has been in contact with the infection, the genitals, rectum or mouth. The sore feels like a button, firm, oval and round. It usually measures about 1.25com or 1/2in across. Swelling of the glands in the groin may occur but is not usually sore or tender.

You do not usually feel ill in the primary stage of syphilis and the sore heals after a few weeks without treatment. This is a problem because the syphilis has not gone. Syphilis continues to spread throughout the body.

Signs and Symptoms of Secondary Stage Syphilis
From the primary stage the disease moves into the secondary stage of syphilis. This secondary stage of syphilis can often occur after a gap of several weeks when the bacteria have spread through the body. You may start to feel unwell, features include headaches, general aches and pains, sickness, loss of appetite and maybe a fever.

Breaks in the skin occur and sometimes a dark red rash. The rash that occurs in the secondary stage of syphilis can last for a few weeks or months. The rash appears on the backs of the legs and the front of the arms and often on your back, face, hands and feet. It does not itch and may be either raised or flat in appearance.

Other symptoms can also include sores in the mouth, nose, throat, genitals or in the folds of the skin. Hair can fall out in patches. These signs and symptoms of syphilis will disappear without treatment in between 3 weeks to 9 months. The signs and symptoms of syphilis have moved to the next stage, but the bacteria are still present in the body and you still have syphilis.

Genital Herpes Symptoms


Signs of herpes tend to develop within 3-7 days of skin-to-skin contact with an infected person. Herpes infections look like small blisters or ulcers (round areas of broken skin) on the genitals. Each blister or ulcer is typically only 1-3 millimeters in size, and the blisters or ulcers tend to be grouped into "crops." Usually the blisters form first then soon open to form ulcers. Herpes infections may be painless or slightly tender. In some people, however, the blisters or ulcers can be very tender and painful.
Location

In men, herpes sores (lesions) usually appear on or around the penis.

First outbreak


  • The first herpes outbreak is usually the most painful, and the initial episode may last longer than later outbreaks.
  • Some people develop other signs of herpes infection, particularly with the first episode.
    • Fever
    • Muscle aches
    • Headaches (may be severe)
    • Vaginal discharge or painful urination
    • Swollen and tender lymph glands in the groin (glands swell as the body tries to fight the infection)
 
Jun 23, 2003
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Bro. I hate to break it to you but you probably most likely have two things.

Herpes.

And chlamydia or gonarhea.

Now the clamydia will cure with a hefty dose of azythromax. If its gonarhea they will give you a shot in your ass that makes your whole body burn.

For the rash as you call it. Which I know you may be downplaying a bit due to the fact we are easy to turn a blind eye to our cocks, they will give you valtrex or maybe acyclovir.

If a herpes test is negative they may need to take culture samples. If you just contracted it your body will not build up the anti body's to show in blood.

Sadly bro. You probably got something. Don't be surprised. Here in pima county AZ 2/5 adults have herpes.

It is not psyphlis. It aint from your soap. I mean if you scrub your cock that hard with soap? Come on.

Being that you have pain in the dick with the rash. You caught something man.

Also certain peoples bodies can be more sensitive.

Have you had any flu like symptoms?

I hope you come out clean. But It is very likely you will not.

The rash could be from ruff sex. Pray that the rash is from that and you just got a case of the clap.

Also are your lymphnodes sore. Like feeling like you got a hernea?

Good luck you whore.