Ok, listen up fuckbots.
I recently went to the doctors because I had a rash on my dick. It hurt when I pissed and it hurt when I got a stiffy. So I told the doctor what was up and she asked me to unrobe in her office. She left before I got butt booty naked but gave me one of those gowns they dress chemo patients with.
Anyways, she comes back into the office and asks me what's up and I tell her that I want to get tested for STDs because my dick was so chaffed it was looking like a mummy. So she asks me, "Can I...can I take a look?" and I give her the go ahead. Soon as my turtle pokes out it's shell I can see her start to salivate. But the prospect of putting a herpes infested cack in her mouth definitely crushed any chance of me banging my doctor. I mean she didn't outright say it, but I could see it in her eyes.
So she tells me she'll need to get some tests done on me and sends me to the laboratory. Their they take blood and urine samples and basically leave me feeling violated. Now it's simply a waiting game. So I know the few of you who hate the MEXCOM are praying and hoping it comes back positive. But I also know my real fans are wishing on the first star they see tonight and are asking God that this isn't true. That it's simply a rash.
So anyone ever had to go through shit like this? Tell your stories!
I recently went to the doctors because I had a rash on my dick. It hurt when I pissed and it hurt when I got a stiffy. So I told the doctor what was up and she asked me to unrobe in her office. She left before I got butt booty naked but gave me one of those gowns they dress chemo patients with.
Anyways, she comes back into the office and asks me what's up and I tell her that I want to get tested for STDs because my dick was so chaffed it was looking like a mummy. So she asks me, "Can I...can I take a look?" and I give her the go ahead. Soon as my turtle pokes out it's shell I can see her start to salivate. But the prospect of putting a herpes infested cack in her mouth definitely crushed any chance of me banging my doctor. I mean she didn't outright say it, but I could see it in her eyes.
So she tells me she'll need to get some tests done on me and sends me to the laboratory. Their they take blood and urine samples and basically leave me feeling violated. Now it's simply a waiting game. So I know the few of you who hate the MEXCOM are praying and hoping it comes back positive. But I also know my real fans are wishing on the first star they see tonight and are asking God that this isn't true. That it's simply a rash.
So anyone ever had to go through shit like this? Tell your stories!