Man Claims BOOST drink Gave Him Super Erection

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NEW YORK (AP) -- A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods, of Manhattan, said he bought the nutrition beverage, which is made by the Novartis pharmaceutical company, at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism. They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement of the penis with blood and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but did not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.
 

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super erections are mad wack
what weird ass nigga considered it "super"..did son get a blue ribbon at the hospital or what

"hey look everyone its the super erection call the journalist"

hes layin back like "yeah thats my dick they talkin bout, yall"
pointin at it to bitches and shit, yeaaah super erection, slut, holla
 
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Gas One said:
what weird ass nigga considered it "super".

Hahahhahaha man I was thinking the same thing. When I read the headline I thought this was gonna be some kind of feel good story where dudes dick had some kind of super power. Like "Man with super erection foils bank robbery"
 

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right, like the day niggas around the internet are posting bulletins about my dick and calling it the dick with the super erection, ill honestly think ive made it in life

id be googling myself like "look yall they talk about my dick on gangsta rap websites"

honestly, your dick becoming famous devoid of STD's is an accomplishment only parelleled by having children.