buy a cheap airgun, go to her house and dump on her.
then go in her pocket while shes on the phone whining like a little girl, take the cell phone and throw it about 400 feet away.
then go to where it landed, and step on it 60 times.
have i done this? no.
id just punch the bitch in her jaw.
girls only do that shit with guys they know they can get away with it on.