Re: NEXT GENERATION OF INDEPENDENT BILLIONAIRES
getlow415 said:
AND I WROTE THAT BOOK IN 2 WEEKS.
LOL! It would have taken a group of chimpanzees with Attention Defecit Disorder half the time to write the drivel that GAY-T is peddling under the guise of a "book." Here's a synopsis:
Chapter 1: How to put out the exact same CD ten times with different packaging and song titles that have been changed while the music itself remains the same.
Chapter 2: How to apologize for recycling tracks by offering to exchange cds, but then never exchange the cds as promised
Chapter 3: How to promise all sorts of "extras" and "goodies" to all those who order Bent Hoe Gayaz products, but then never actually send out what you promised to the fans
Chapter 4: How to come onto a popular rap forum site and type longwinded posts about a fight between yourself and another rapper, when in fact said fight was impossible because one of the supposed "participants" was actually hundreds of miles away
Chapter 5: How to be constantly self-referential and talk about all of your business matters to complete strangers so they think that you are a tycoon when in all actuality you are just a d-head looking for his next rock. This chapter includes the bonus sections, How to weave in intricate magic carpet and How to steal a lollipop from a baby.
Chapter 6: How to defend yourselves against fans asking legitimate questions about your business tactics by calling them a "hoe" and pretending that all the accusations are made-up, when in fact they are a part of Siccness record.
Chapter 7: How to pretend you're not a dinosaur and not washed up by talking about the hit record that you had 8 years ago, ignoring the fact that everything you've put out since is garbage.
There's more to The Bitcha Figga's book, but I don't want to give away ALL his secrets. Let him hustle you and find out for yourself.