Jay z is DPG NOW!
- Thread starter haroon
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{*church bells ring in background*}
In today's music news: the ever controversial Tupac Shakur has
just released another album under the alias Makaveli.
Music insiders are running wild trying to rearrange other artist
street dates, in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.
Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album;
resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers
have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate the character
of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row Records as well.
Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at Tupac
excuse me Makaveli's verbal assault
on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rappers
Jay-Z, from "Hawaiian Sophie" fame, Big Little whatever
and several other corny sounding motherfuckers
are understandably shaken up by this release.
The question everbody wants to know is --
why'd they get this nigga started?
Tupac, rather Makaveli, was not available for comment
but released this statement:
hahaha:cheeky:
In today's music news: the ever controversial Tupac Shakur has
just released another album under the alias Makaveli.
Music insiders are running wild trying to rearrange other artist
street dates, in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement.
Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album;
resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers
have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate the character
of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row Records as well.
Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at Tupac
excuse me Makaveli's verbal assault
on Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G., and several other New York rappers
Jay-Z, from "Hawaiian Sophie" fame, Big Little whatever
and several other corny sounding motherfuckers
are understandably shaken up by this release.
The question everbody wants to know is --
why'd they get this nigga started?
Tupac, rather Makaveli, was not available for comment
but released this statement:
hahaha:cheeky:
fake
look how fake they are....snoop is teaching dude how to throw up a gang sign..ITS SAD TO SEE THIS....EVERYONE FROM OTHER COAST WEARIN RAGS, CHUCKS, USIN WEST COAST VOCAB,......SOMEONE NEEDS TO REP NORTHERN CALI AND THE BAY QUICKLY AND GET SOME REAL ONES RUNNIN THE RAP GAME LIKE IT SHOULD BE RAN.....BOSSIN UP ON PAPER MADES IN THE RAP GAME, PUNKIN EM....MOST MUSIC OUT NOW HAS PEOPLE RUNNIN AROUND WEARIN FAKE PLATINUM AND HAVIN GOLD TEETH BRAIDS AND THE TRADEMARKS OF A THUG BUT HEARTS PUMP WATER .....THANKS TO JA RULE, CAMERON, JAY Z, SNOOP, AND MANY OTHERS.. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FAKE, FROM MUSIC TO THE WORLD......I ASKED TO SEE SOME GOLD IN THIS SUCKAS MOUTH, HE SHOWED ME, LIKE HE WAS SOME SORDA SAVAGE OR SOMETHIN AND HIS GOLD TEETH FELL OUT OF HIS MOUTH TO THE FLOOR........I DIDNT EVEN LAUGH JUST TURNED MY HEAD.....
look how fake they are....snoop is teaching dude how to throw up a gang sign..ITS SAD TO SEE THIS....EVERYONE FROM OTHER COAST WEARIN RAGS, CHUCKS, USIN WEST COAST VOCAB,......SOMEONE NEEDS TO REP NORTHERN CALI AND THE BAY QUICKLY AND GET SOME REAL ONES RUNNIN THE RAP GAME LIKE IT SHOULD BE RAN.....BOSSIN UP ON PAPER MADES IN THE RAP GAME, PUNKIN EM....MOST MUSIC OUT NOW HAS PEOPLE RUNNIN AROUND WEARIN FAKE PLATINUM AND HAVIN GOLD TEETH BRAIDS AND THE TRADEMARKS OF A THUG BUT HEARTS PUMP WATER .....THANKS TO JA RULE, CAMERON, JAY Z, SNOOP, AND MANY OTHERS.. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FAKE, FROM MUSIC TO THE WORLD......I ASKED TO SEE SOME GOLD IN THIS SUCKAS MOUTH, HE SHOWED ME, LIKE HE WAS SOME SORDA SAVAGE OR SOMETHIN AND HIS GOLD TEETH FELL OUT OF HIS MOUTH TO THE FLOOR........I DIDNT EVEN LAUGH JUST TURNED MY HEAD.....
