It's Okay to Push Your Fucking Car to the Side of the Road!!!

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Apr 25, 2002
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What the fuck is wrong with people? If your car breaks down in the middle of the road, push your fuckin' car to the fuckin' side. Don't sit in your car in the middle of the road. It's not time to talk on your cell phone telling every person you know that you are "stuck" in the middle of the road and how much your life sucks right now. You are causing a traffic jam.

Your car has these really cool round inventions at the bottom called wheels. The wheels are round so that they can roll. The are placed on the bottom of heavy objects to make moving these objects easier. It does not take that much strength to put your car into neutral and push it to the side of the road. Most people are understanding and would be more than willing to stop and let you push your car to the side of the road.

By the way, if you are a man sitting in your car in the middle of the road you should be ashamed of your pathetic self.
 
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CCCUser925

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LOL@you...

did somebody make you be late to work or whatever place you were heading to or what?
 
May 3, 2002
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lol, i see this all the time.. and 99% dont even put there emergency lights on.. or even a signal.. they just sit there... waiting.. :confused:
 

DubbC415

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and thats REALLY fuckin dangerous...immediately ur supposed to get ur car to the side of the road, not just so u dont cause traffic, but so u dont get hit...and if u cant move it...u absolutely do not just sit there! get the fuck to the side of the road!


edit: this has happened to me, and i moved my car and had my hazard lights on. and i was only at an off ramp, and people could go around, so i REALLY FUCKING HATE IT when there are idiots like on their cell phone and not paying attention and they just honk your horn and dont fucking notice that theres a reason ur not moving and that u have ur lights on.
 
May 4, 2002
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shit happened to me last week, i was sittin in traffic and the lane i was in wasntin moving.... so when i finally get over into the next lane, its some stupid bitch in a bug on her phone... just lookin stupid as fuck like she doesnt know what to do. so some BIGGG girl got out of her car and pushed this lil bug like it wasnt shit and got back in her car and left. i wanted to spit on that bitch for holdin up traffic.
ive noticed over the past few years drivers get dumber and dumber, im thinkin they should have an IQ test besides the driving test, cuz some people are way too fuckin stupid to be on the roads
 

MKB

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Shit when I was younger my mom always made me get out the car to help people when they were stuck just because im hella big. But the fucked up thing is that my transmission went out on a road with no shoulder and I had to push my car hella far to get it off the road and i didnt get any help untill I was almost off the road. Shit a dodge intrepid is hella heavy when your trying to push and stear.
 
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^What time of day was it? If it's during rush hour time don't always count on someone helping you. I've learned that from experience...
 
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shit yesterday, this dude pulled to the side, had his door open talking on the phone. Pretty much standing in the road, so I'm going about 70 and thought he was getting back in or whatever I swirved left but damn that shit was close.
 

Dana Dane

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I see that shit every day. I drive 35 miles to work and it usually takes me close to an hour. Most of the time its because some idiot stalled and is now just sittin in the lane.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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WT SAVAGE said:
ive noticed over the past few years drivers get dumber and dumber, im thinkin they should have an IQ test besides the driving test, cuz some people are way too fuckin stupid to be on the roads
I 110% fully agree with that. I think they should have IQ tests just to let people out of their house into the public.