I'm in a really bad mood and can't get the Spirit of the Holiday.....

[Dana Dane]

Too many shitty people at my house over the last couple weeks, and now my fuckin toilet is backed up into the tub and it overflowed last night out into my hallway. The plumber can come out on a holiday, no problem, but if I can wait til tomorrow, it will cost half as much. I am broke as fuck as it is anyways.

I need to find someone with a snake, and try to clean that shit out myself, no pun intended. I'm fuckin pissed off.

 

[Gas One]

thats not cool.

you could always smoke crack and just forget it happened.

shit outside. step it up to a new realm of ghetto.

 

[kayvee]

is walmart open today? I think they sell snakes.

~k.

 

[Dana Dane]

'not cool' is such a fuckin understatement.

My drunk ass auntie had to piss outside last night, and somehow pissed up her whole back. That's the only funny part of this whole situation.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

A river of shit will ruin anyones day.

 

[Toro]

'not cool' is such a fuckin understatement.

My drunk ass auntie had to piss outside last night, and somehow pissed up her whole back. That's the only funny part of this whole situation.

HAHA. Feel bad for ya tho. Smoke some it'll get you threw it for today maybe.

 

[Gas One]

theres gotta be another upside to this.

its summer. charge the underprivledged youth to use your hallway as a slip-and-slide.

call it "the water park next to the water park"

and make psd charge admission, bow. thizz party ughhh cutty

 

[imported_jay_jay]

I think my dad has one .. im going to call right now!

 

[fillyacup]

'not cool' is such a fuckin understatement.

My drunk ass auntie had to piss outside last night, and somehow pissed up her whole back. That's the only funny part of this whole situation.

wtf? was she doin a handstand? kegstand?

 

[Gas One]

fillyacup, i decided that she squatted into a cup, fell over backwards and thus the cup tipped down all over her back.

lol @ your name bieng fillyacup for that sentence i might be high or thats just classic

 

[fillyacup]

theres gotta be another upside to this.

its summer. charge the underprivledged youth to use your hallway as a slip-and-slide.

call it "the water park next to the water park"

and make psd charge admission, bow. thizz party ughhh cutty

UUUGGHHHHH

missiTHIZZY river....

 

[imported_jay_jay]

he said no.. he let his friend borrow it and never got it back...

 

[Jake]

wish there was something i could do to help out dana

 

[The Anti-Vidual]

Too many shitty people at my house over the last couple weeks, and now my fuckin toilet is backed up into the tub and it overflowed last night out into my hallway. The plumber can come out on a holiday, no problem, but if I can wait til tomorrow, it will cost half as much. I am broke as fuck as it is anyways.

I need to find someone with a snake, and try to clean that shit out myself, no pun intended. I'm fuckin pissed off.

I feel you man, except the shitty people at my house are my room mates, and it always seems like something goes wrong at the worst time possible. If you jam out for awhile do you think it'd help?

 

[fillyacup]

fillyacup, i decided that she squatted into a cup, fell over and the cup tipped down all over her back.

i concur, with all the evidence gathers i came to the conclusion that........


for a split second, time an space pulled the ol switcharoo on the victom....not reversing gravity, but peein on the said victom

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lol @ "shitty people" god damn what u be serving them when theyre over?

 

[Dana Dane]

he said no.. he let his friend borrow it and never got it back...

Thanks for trying. Thats what someone else said this morning too.

FUUUUCK.

 

[Dana Dane]

I am going to lose my mind here.

 

[Gas One]

im sorry, but there needs to be an official youtube song for this thread.

i'm brainstorming, if you can think up something good for this before me, go for it.

 

[Gas One]

the chorus to this song will work for this thread until i think of one