I just got "caught" looking at porn.

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Thanks a lot DJ Mark 7. My mom walked by and happened to see your fucking sig on the screen with that bitch getting pounded doggystyle and nipple's slipping out.

lol, I feel wierd because I was all by myself too. She's going to think I'm sick and think I look at porn all the time. :( She doesn't know the fucking difference of course whether it's in the sig of a forum or actual porno video.

FUCK. lol
 
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Apr 25, 2002
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Thanks a lot DJ Mark 7. My mom walked by and happened to see your fucking sig on the screen with that bitch getting pounded doggystyle and nipple's slipping out.

lol, I feel wierd because I was all by myself too. She's going to think I'm sick and think I look at porn all the time. :( She doesn't know the fucking difference of course whether it's in the sig of a forum or actual porno video.

FUCK. lol
feel weird? why? she probably knows you jack off. now she just knows you're not gay.

lol.....
 
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lol, i got caught lookin at porn bout 6 years ago, i was outta town visiting my homie at college, and my girlfriend opened up windows media player on our computer, and a porno started playing when she opened it up. she called me all sad, and when i got home i had to tell her bout how all guys fuckin jack off, even if they have in-house pussy.lol, then i dicked her down
 

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why the fuck do females care if a dude jacks off? i never understood that...

my last girl didn't give a fuck, she had no problem hookin herself up either...and it didn't detract from us fuckin or doin anything....

i mean, i could understand a female bein pissed or hurt or whatever cause someone was watching other females and shit...but that's abotu the only thing i could understant....

females that say masturbating is gross aren't in touch with much of themselves...and i don't mean that as in they don't touch themselves, but that too lol....they just don't accept that life isn't all absitnance and Christian/Catholic BULLSHIT.