HOWARD STERNS FIRST SIRIUS SHOW!!!!

[Ne Obliviscaris]

evilways: clear your pms

 

[Juroks]

yeah thanx

 

[EvilWayz]

evilways: clear your pms

clear'd

 

[G-Dubb]

Fuck yah. he is off the hook, especially when he was talking to the fake governor, shit had me rollin.

That was classic. That and getting that chick Courteny on the phone talking about JD losing his virginity sold me on Sirius. I'm buying it on payday.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Howard Stern: You are hot.

Retarded Airhead: Well thanks Howard!

Howard Stern: You are hot. Lemme see your boobs.

Retarded Airhead: Well maybe Howard.

Howard Stern: Boy oh boy you are hot!!!

Retarded Airhead: I got implants. You wanna spank me?

Howard Stern: No no, I'm going to get one of my guys to spank you but, you are hot!

I could not bring myself to listen to that for 5 hours.

 

[Nuttkase]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[SocialResponsibility]

howard stern can reportidely (sp?) cash in his stock options now, which is an estimated worth of 200 million dollars....thats on top of whatever salary of whatever they agreed on.....dude hit the jackpot

 

[EvilWayz]

Howard Stern: You are hot.

Retarded Airhead: Well thanks Howard!

Howard Stern: You are hot. Lemme see your boobs.

Retarded Airhead: Well maybe Howard.

Howard Stern: Boy oh boy you are hot!!!

Retarded Airhead: I got implants. You wanna spank me?

Howard Stern: No no, I'm going to get one of my guys to spank you but, you are hot!

I could not bring myself to listen to that for 5 hours.

spoken like someone who has never listen to the show.....itz not all about that, the show is about just hangin out and bullshitting.....sometimez hot chickz drop by, sometimes celebrities stop by.......itz like listening to a bunch of dudez just shootin the shit........trust me dogg, give it a try and you'll be surprised

 

[G-Dubb]

spoken like someone who has never listen to the show.....

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I used to listen to it on a regular basis. It's entertainment for mice.

It belongs with reality TV and the Fox News channel.

 

[G-Dubb]

It's entertainment for mice.

Says the guy who finds Maury entertaining.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

You never know if it's his or not!

 

[G-Dubb]

^haha, I watch it whenever I can.




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I've listened to the segment about JD losing his virginity like 3 times... Comparing Richard to his creepy older brother is hella true.

Richard: "JaaaaaaaaayDeeeeeeeeee have you chaaaaaanged your sheeeeets since then?"

Howard: "When you were practicing putting on condoms did you finish yourself off cuz it was sexy?"
Richard: "IIIIIIIII've dooooooone thaaaaaat."
Howard: "Oh no kidding, you've done that?"
Richard: "This one tiiiiiiime, in hiiiigh schoooool, this guy said he'd give me $10 to put on a condom and pleasure myself, but IIIIIIIII saaaaaaaid noooooo..."

Artie: "You threw it on the condom heap?"

I never thought Takei would be laughing at this kind of shit. Hearing him in the background makes it even funnier.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

See once again that's umm....

I'd rather listen to NPR and learn some shit, or listen to a music station.

Condoms and foreign objects in vaginas, fart noises, etc. may be the pinnacle of entertainment for some but I ain't really on that level.

 

[G-Dubb]

^It's not really funny unless you hear it in context.

The show is only a few hours a day... I'm in the car & at a desk for 10+ hours a day... Plenty of time every day for Stern, MLB.com radio, KGO and CD's.