funny news headlines

[thascary1]

Ok I was just browsing 9news.com and came across this

Police search for Moron

http://www.9news.com/news/article.as...6816&catid=339

AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants



post up any you come across

 

[montroller510]

 

[Defy]

^he's a donkey, he knows no better

 

[montroller510]

lulz

 

[Nebulizah]

lulz

That news report > this thread

 

[2-0-Sixx]

lulz

she's much too old now

 

[$ilent]

broncos suck

 

[bonsai]

inebriated man caught blacked out in the bushes with his pants down and he pissed on himself. he claims he saw eazy-e at the end of the tunnel before he blacked out. they sent him to the detox, but he urinated on a hot nurse.

coming next on sesame street news.

 

[bonsai]

yeah yea yeah, usual siccness routine

 

[Nebulizah]

Best headline I read all day was the one about Todd Palin gettin caught bangin a hooker. Good shit.

 

[montroller510]

inebriated man caught blacked out in the bushes with his pants down and he pissed on himself. he claims he saw eazy-e at the end of the tunnel before he blacked out. they sent him to the detox, but he urinated on a hot nurse.

coming next on sesame street news.