fuckin stoopid...

[Cheaptimes]

Strange News - AP


Judge to Woman: Jail or Packers Tickets

Mon Apr 25, 4:57 PM ET Strange News - AP



OSHKOSH, Wis. - It's a choice that could give pause to some Green Bay Packers fans. A judge ordered a woman convicted of theft to decide whether to spend 90 days in jail or donate her family's Packers tickets next season to charity.


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Sharon E. Rosenthal, 59, took more than $3,000 from labor union accounts before she left the organization, according to a criminal complaint. She was sentenced Friday in Winnebago County Circuit Court on one felony count of theft.


Judge Scott Woldt offered her the decision to either serve the jail time or donate her family's four seats in the Packers' three-game season package to the Make-A-Wish Foundation.


The jail time or the ticket donation will occur as part of Rosenthal's overall two-year period of probation.


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[Cheaptimes]

Would-Be Car Burglar Locks Self in Trunk

Tue Apr 26, 6:58 AM ET Strange News - AP



FRESNO, Calif. - A man attempting to burglarize a car over the weekend locked himself in the trunk and was swiftly arrested, police said.



A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday.


Authorities responding to the scene expected to find a victim, but instead discovered the burglar.


"Genius, pure genius," said Fresno County Sheriff's Lt. Louis Hernandez.


Police said he cut himself on the door of another car he'd broken into, then trickled blood across the parking lot to the car he eventually locked himself inside.


The man initially told authorities he had been hit on the head and stuffed in the trunk, but police found items stolen from another vehicle inside the trunk with the suspect.


"He popped the trunk from the inside and crawled back there, ransacking every inch," Hernandez said. "But then he grabs the trunk to heave himself out and closes it on top of him. He's got to be the dumbest criminal of the day."


The man was taken to University Medical Center to be treated for cuts, then to the Fresno County Jail to be booked on two counts of theft.


Police did not identify the suspect.

 

[YOUNG-$PIDER415]

DAT CHIT IS DUMB...WHA WOULD U DO IF THEY SAID U HADDA CHOICE 2 GIVE UP YO FAV. TEAMS SEASON TIKETZ ?

 

[LIL CEEZ MAKIN GEEZ]

give up the fucking tickets