favorite messy marv skit

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Feb 1, 2006
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'are you a gangbanger?.... Yeah, I'm down with rap. Please hammer dont hurt em!'

(dental tools noises)

"Aghghhhhghghghghh, mmmy gummmmms ith hurrtin hurryupmuthafuckckkaa"

"Cant touch this!"
 
Nov 4, 2005
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The one where the dude is outside his bitch house and he keep callin her phone and the dude leave a voicemail like "Bitch, where da fuck u at..I keep seeing the blinds open and close. I done bought all this shit for you." then he pause an say" baby im sorry, you know I act like that because i love you"....LOL
 
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Really Treal said:
The one where the dude is outside his bitch house and he keep callin her phone and the dude leave a voicemail like "Bitch, where da fuck u at..I keep seeing the blinds open and close. I done bought all this shit for you." then he pause an say" baby im sorry, you know I act like that because i love you"....LOL

yeah, that one is hilarious! Its a bit long though, I always have to get up and skip it because the guy is cupcaking to the answering machine and listening to the phone ring for 2 minutes straight or something!

Does Mess get the same person to do his "white guy voice" in all his skits? The parking attendant in that skit ("Move your goddamn car!!!") sounds quite a bit like the dentist and the dude in the intro to Explosive Mode II. Hilarious.
 
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THA BITCH GET HIGH AND DROP ASHES ALL ON A NIGGA BUTTA, U DUMB ASS BITCH...............DA BITCH SMOKE AND WANNA GET ALL IN A NIGGA FACE, BREATH SMELLIN LIKE NUTHIN BUT.........SHIT!