DAMN!! I smoked 50 blunts on the job....

[BETO916]

There is this little store by my job that I go to ALL the time for snacks, blunts and shit. They used to sell me bleezies out the pack because they dont sell singles usually because they're so close to the Capitol. (I dont know what that means either....anyways) They copped ya boy a box of 50 swishers at the beginning of August, and I just bought the last one today.

All that means is:

1. I paid 37.50 for a box of swishers.

2. I get bombed in an area that isn't too keen on my girl Mary Jane. (Capitol)

3. I probably go back to work smellin' like BLegit fresh out the Dank Room.

Number 3 is probably the one that makes me laugh, not because I'm high right now, but because I have found 3 more ROPER plugs since, IN THE BUILDING. (Janitors and Computer Techs GOT IT mane.)

So....I said that to say this....I love my job mane. SICCNESS & Swishers all day.

That is all, back to your regularly scheduled hyphy threads.

 

[650Ubeezy]

damn...since august...lol thats 50 blunts in one month..only when you're near your job. i wonder how many blunts you smoked total, in the month of august.

 

[BETO916]

damn...since august...lol thats 50 blunts in one month..only when you're near your job. i wonder how many blunts you smoked total, in the month of august.

honestly.....I go thru at least one 5 pack of sweets at the house, each day.

I got the sports packages at my crib, so all my rellies and shit always come thru to watch the games......any games. shit we were so gone the other day, we watched some damn billiards and horse races.....damn you Granndaddy!!

 

[nbpsfc]

dope shit yadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadaimean, keep the smokin up beto! and don't ever cheat on mary jane she deserves better treatment

 

[BETO916]

ha ha ha.....yeah. me and mary have been goin' steady since I was 8.....I'm 34 now. when I die, they are going to sell my lungs at the Canibus Club for $500 and ounce.

LMAO!!


hey Fred....nothin' but them OG joints....straight lace, no fruity pebble blunts.

 

[nbpsfc]

ha ha ha.....yeah. me and mary have been goin' steady since I was 8.....I'm 34 now. when I die, they are going to sell my lungs at the Canibus Club for $500 and ounce.

LMAO!!


hey Fred....nothin' but them OG joints....straight lace, no fruity pebble blunts.

that sounds like a perfect relationship, now only if women were that simple

 

[BETO916]

that's why I like Mary. She dont say shit, and I can hit that as much as I want, and never get tired of her.

 

[nbpsfc]

that's why I like Mary. She dont say shit, and I can hit that as much as I want, and never get tired of her.

hahaha for real

 

[Gas One]

i figure my boss knows i smoke, although i never smell like it (got that shit down to a science since 7th grade)


last week, headquarters was comin' in...what did my boss tell me?
"come to work sober"

i laughed it off, but in the back of my mind...

i think he was serious.
but since i didnt take it serious, i came in stoned.

 

[BETO916]

good job......sober is so 20th century.

 

[D'struction]

haha my boss used to say that shit..like when we were workin split shifts, and came back to work, he's all like "what did you guys do on your break" i'm like just chilled and played some video games, hes all yea does that hand eye coordination work when you're hittin the bong too? lol i was like what are you talkin about (even though i was high as fuck)

 

[BETO916]

haha my boss used to say that shit..like when we were workin split shifts, and came back to work, he's all like "what did you guys do on your break" i'm like just chilled and played some video games, hes all yea does that hand eye coordination work when you're hittin the bong too? lol i was like what are you talkin about (even though i was high as fuck)

yeah, workin' spliff shifts SUCKS.....I use to work those, and not a day went by I didn't come back to work FUCKED UP. my bosses used to be pissed, but I was still working harder then the sober squarebears so it was all good. I used to have this Indian boss, and he used to tell me about the weed growin wild in his town, and that is some good shit. I burned a bleezie with that fool, and he damn near coughed up his intestines. He took two pulls, and was LIT.

I started selling him $80 eighths after that.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

SHIT, I GOT THE SICCNESS ON THE JOB... NOW ALL I NEED IS THE LUXURY OF SMOKE'N' ON THE JOB!!!

 

[650Ubeezy]

ha ha ha.....yeah. me and mary have been goin' steady since I was 8.....I'm 34 now. when I die, they are going to sell my lungs at the Canibus Club for $500 and ounce.

LMAO!!


hey Fred....nothin' but them OG joints....straight lace, no fruity pebble blunts.

damn I bet you'd get high for days if you scraped the resin off your lungs

 

[Gas One]

lol @ fruity pebble blunts.


if i was a biter i'd use that.

 

[Dana Dane]

at my last job, my sales manager was a pot head, too. She would come in my office and give me 'the eye' and 5 minutes later I would meet her at her car to smoke. every once in a while, I would go in my office and see a joint just layin on my desk. awww, the bonuses were the shit.

 

[BETO916]

ha ha ha

 

[Arson]

that's why I like Mary. She dont say shit, and I can hit that as much as I want, and never get tired of her.

you can let your boys hit 2, and she dont even trip.

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

right on Beto! Keep blazin up the weed!!!
i need some weed right now to go with my 40oz.. hel yeaaaaaaaa

 

[decisive]

good shit beto, where do you work? do you be coppin your grapes from sac? or do they be comin from tha bay. fruity pebbles is the garbage shit they got at the club!~.. well keep on smokin mang.. i got me some royal grandaddy right now.