DAMN!!!!!!!!!!has this ever happend 2 u?

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damn im home sick from work wit the stomach flu and i been shitting allday
and just right now i felt like farting so i was going to fart but as soon as i was bout to let it go i felt a lil dooky come out so i scweezed my ass cheeks hella fast but it was a lil to late
long story short i shitted on my self


bout to hop in the shower
 

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quit lying! your full of it and we all know it.........BUT your threads are amusing and make the days go by faster. so keep them coming.
 
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Dana Dane said:
and you SAT at your computer to type that BEFORE you showered?
bassically

anyways this aint the first time its happend to me
it happend at work once so i went in the bathroom and stuck t.p in my butt carck incase it happend again but i was good
just the otherday i hd to poop really bad and i was hella far from the bathroom i swear i thought i was gonna poop on my self and i was wearing my good clothes too wich i would of had to throw away but anyways it was like a shy turtle peaking out its shell i could actually feal the turd poking out a lil but i made it home and chucked one of the most relaxing shits in the history of like ever
 
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WUT IS IT said:
eew so that means it came out and you sat on it and smashed on your ass hopped on the siccness and then took a shower???? nasty fucker
it wasnt like a dookie dookie
it was more like a lil dookie water
 
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#20
skido said:
bassically

anyways this aint the first time its happend to me
it happend at work once so i went in the bathroom and stuck t.p in my butt carck incase it happend again but i was good
just the otherday i hd to poop really bad and i was hella far from the bathroom i swear i thought i was gonna poop on my self and i was wearing my good clothes too wich i would of had to throw away but anyways it was like a shy turtle peaking out its shell i could actually feal the turd poking out a lil but i made it home and chucked one of the most relaxing shits in the history of like ever
You mean prairie dogin it