i hella follow traffic laws no matter how drunk or stoned i might be
and my cars clean, everything from the tires to the windows are legal, recently even took incriminating things like rolling papers out of it, i clip my id and registration/insurance together when i get in the car so the cop has no time to look around, and i dont smoke in my car usually
ive been stopped 3 times since i got my car and given no ticket, went through a DUI checkpoint drunk and left still driving..so maybe all the shit i do to prepare to drive helps... but ive had many times where cops drove behind my just waiting for me to make one traffic violation, i usually take a few deep breaths, stay at the speed limit even if its slowing down the cop behind me, look at my rear and side views often (but not to much to make the cop think im nervous) and make sure i signal and make no rolling stops.
sometimes i actually turn my music up when a cops around (not slapping per se, but ill turn it up to a legal level). sign of confidence wheras turning your shit down is not
san fernando sheriffs hella got on me while i was looking for a trash can in a gas station to throw cig butts away in (700 mile drive, i smoke in the car) seen em pass me but made no eye contact as i was tired as hell and beyond trying to appease cops....well 3 min later in the line at the bathroom here come 3 cheriffs...said i was wandering aimlessly..i couldnt help but argue and then immediately get the "CALM DOWN SIR" shit from them....UGH
bitch ive been driving for 8 hours and i cant even piss because your stupid ass thought i was trying to rob some shit at a gas station when in reality i was looking for a trash can...