Charles Barkley

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Apr 25, 2002
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Barkley is the shit.

favorite quotes i've seen so far . . .
  • (In the TNT studio when EJ and Kenny brought up the fact that he knew something about throwing people through windows) "He poured a drink on my head! I should've KILLED him!!"

  • Ernie: "We're on our way to Detroit, aren't we?"
    Barkley: "Damn, I gotta get my bulletproof vest."

  • On no longer being a republican: "That was until they went crazy, before all those religious fanatics took over. My man (President Bush) started a war for no reason. He's getting innocent kids killed over there."

  • On Supreme Court nominee John Roberts: "I'm disappointed that George Bush is going to get to pick, most likely, two Supreme Court Justices. I'm very disappointed in that. It's a good thing I don't need an abortion and it's a good thing I don't need an affirmative action job."

  • "Man, there's nothing in the world that makes me as nervous as seeing white people dance."

  • After seeing Mark Cuban wearing that ugly blue jacket: "Wow, all that money and he dresses like Craig Sager."

  • On Phil Jackson handing out books to his team: "He needs to give that team a Bible. Only God can help them. They're terrible."
 
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Sir Charles to Steve Kerr: "Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive."

After Ben Gordon made a floater in the Bulls vs. Cavs game...
Charles: That is one shot that every player should learn
Kenny: Yea I am teaching my daughter and son that shot.
Charles: I thought your daughter and son were the same person.

The famous lines from Chuck's infamous tv commercial: "These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."

"I don't care what people think. People are stupid."
 
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Barkley (on David Letterman): I'm black and when I was growin up a lotta black people weren't sayin we gotta hurry up and grow up and move to Oklahoma. You never heard that, Dave! You know? We wanted to go to New York City, Philadelphia, Miami... none of the brothers said let's grow up and move to Oklahoma.
Letterman: I assume there are black people in Oklahoma.
Barkley: We got to assume that! We never been there!
 

Palmer

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Apr 10, 2006
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Holy shit that whole site is fuckin hilarious. I love Barkley he'd be one cool guy to hang out with. Especially at a Casino I just saw on Sportscenter him talkin about how he's lost over 10 million dollars gambling. That's some crazy shit.
 

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blunt_hogg559
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quake551 said:
on a barkley note he said he lost 10 million on gambling and he is getting it under control but still gamble. pass some over here.
yeah i know huh....that fool is out there fucking off his money.....
 

Defy

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my favs were:
  • "Hey Kevin, let me tell you somethin. There are subliminal messages, and there are real messages. Like, if I hit somebody in the head with a hammer, that's a real message. When I offer you Altoids..."
  • "When you play for the Wizards, [Gilbert Arenas] is like Michael Jackson. He's playin with a lot of Tito Jacksons."
  • Kevin: "Iguodala was on fire!"
    Charles: "He wasn't on fire. He was just excited he got to shoot in a game."
  • Charles (To Kenny) : We both think you're ugly
    Kenny: I'd rather be smart than beautiful
    Charles: Well you're 0-2 (0 for 2)