ass kissers at your job

[FatBlunts209]

dont you just hate muthefuckas who be kissin to bosses ass thinking they gon get promoted or somethin shit..this maintenance dude at my job be doing too much,were not allowed to bring mp3 players but i do anyway just throw my hooody on and keep one ear plugged in this nigga always seen me wearing it but when the boss came around where i was working this nigga just ran from hella far away just to tell the boss im wearing earphones..she didnt trip jus told me put it away but fuck nigga go fix somethin you aint a lead supervisor nigga damn..and dudes voice tone be changing like when my and some homies come around hes all talkin coo but right when the boss steps foot in this nigga voice switch up all soft and shit basically being a brown noser..i know im not the only one with a sucka like this at work can any1 relate?

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

there was a chick in my class who kissed ass to any teacher, she ended up being the valedictorian for my class...

lol, a bunch of folks called her the valedicksucker...

she ended up going to cal berkeley to be a goddamn wedding planner...

 

[FatBlunts209]

sometimes kissin a bosses ass will get you ahead but im the type not to sell out i know i can be the same person talking to the boss i cant see myself switching my character or being extra friendly just cuz someones in charge fuck that..when u kiss a boss ass they gonne expect you to do it all the time like be their lil bitch or somethin.

 

[bulky408]

this nigga just ran from hella far away just to tell the boss im wearing earphones..

damn, what a fag.

i know a brownoser just like that

 

[montroller510]

depending on what kind of work you do i think you have to have a certain level of respect and professionalism when you talk to your boss and sometimes even your co workers

but you usually have a few of those coworkers who are chill and you can actually talk to like a homie

but fuck doin that hella extra shit and tryin to tattle on you about your headphones but if anything it prolly just made him look bad

 

[rmillerpacers31]

I have a coworker who watches people all day and catalogs what they do wrong. Then at the end of the day he goes to the bosses office for like 30 minutes just telling on everyone. We refer to him as the weasel all he does is snitch

 

[niguardian]

i hated that shit... thats why i quit n started sellin dope

 

[Palmer]

theres this stupid ass cunt at my work that i just want to kick the fuck out of. what sucks is that she's pregnant or i might actually think about it

 

[FatBlunts209]

i wanna fuckin tell this dude somethin but i already know his bitch ass is gonna get scared and really snitch, i cant risk my rent over this shit hopefully i get lucky one day when im with the homies and run into this dude. i swear my nigga would sleep him it would fell hella good seein dude come to work the next day with a black eye and shit..

 

[Rossibreath]

I cant relate, theres not 1 black person @ my work.

 

[martin_07n]

This punk ass assistant manager at my job tried to get loud with me at work today. I told his ass to lower his tone when he talking to me...punk ass nigga apologized. I was there working o.t. by choice today and he gon' interrupt my break asking me shit like "did you ask for permission" bitch! I do what I want, ya' need my help. These stupid managers are overpaid all they do is tell on people and act like they working.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Got a bitch like that at my job, she runs right into the manager's office when she comes to work. Doesn't look at the charts, doesnt put purse in the locker...just straight to the office.

Had one like that a few years ago...she would drop dimes daily...then one day..something happened she got fired...I laughed when she picked up her last check lol

 

[niguardian]

the more money somebody makes at a job, the less they do and the bigger assholes they are

 

[Simpaticone1]

All the girls at my work fuck the bosses to get 50 cent raises......

Mountain Pussy don't take much effort......

 

[coondogg26]

i do the opposite of kissin my boss's ass. 1st off my managers name is Taffy. wtf kinda name is Taffy? Thats wut u name a horse or somin. 2nd this bitch is just straight dumb, sucks at givin directions. Yesterday she was tryin to tell me somin and i was just doin my work and she was like "are you ignoring me" and i was like yeah. She wont fire me cause im one of the best workers shes got but i know she hates me and i hate her.

 

[ConstantElevation]

lmao @ taffy