PEEP:
Set you brain to working on these imponderables!
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>Save all the whales. Collect the whole set.
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>A day without sunshine is like, night.
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>On the other hand you have different fingers.
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>I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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>42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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>99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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>I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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>Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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>Remember, half of the people you know are below average.
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>He who laughs last...thinks the slowest.
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>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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>The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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>I drive way to fast to be worried about cholesterol.
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>Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.
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>Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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>Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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>Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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>Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
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>If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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>How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
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>Okay, what is the speed of dark?
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>How do you know when you are out of invisible ink?
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>When everything seems to be coming your way, you're on the wrong side of
>the road.
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>Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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>Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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>Eagles may soar, but worms don't get sucked into jet engines.
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>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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>I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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>Why do psychics have to ask your name?
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>Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell
>happened.
Set you brain to working on these imponderables!
>
>Save all the whales. Collect the whole set.
>
>A day without sunshine is like, night.
>
>On the other hand you have different fingers.
>
>I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>
>42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
>99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
>I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>
>Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>
>Remember, half of the people you know are below average.
>
>He who laughs last...thinks the slowest.
>
>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
>The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
>
>I drive way to fast to be worried about cholesterol.
>
>Support bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.
>
>Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
>
>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
>Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
>Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>
>Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
>
>If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
>How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
>
>Okay, what is the speed of dark?
>
>How do you know when you are out of invisible ink?
>
>When everything seems to be coming your way, you're on the wrong side of
>the road.
>
>Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>
>Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
>
>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>
>Eagles may soar, but worms don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>
>I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>
>Why do psychics have to ask your name?
>
>Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell
>happened.
here's one I heard my folks tell a girl...
